It didn’t take long for The Brain’s forces to start mobilizing in their attempt to take over the world. Enter 19-year-old dipshit Mark Ewell:
Even in death, the Rev. Jerry Falwell rouses the most volatile of emotions.
Authorities arrested a Liberty University student for having several gasoline-based bombs in his car.
The student, 19-year-old Mark Ewell of Amissville, Va., reportedly told authorities that he was making the bombs to stop protesters from disrupting the funeral service.
Three other suspects are being sought, one of whom is a soldier from Fort Benning, Ga., and another is a high school student. No information was available on the third person.
Authorities were alerted to the potential bomb plot by a concerned relative of Ewell.
OK. I know that the first thing which jumps out at you is the obvious conflict in using bombs to prevent disruption of a funeral service. Bombs, in of themselves, can be rather disruptive even in the best of circumstances. But The Brain is all over this. Ever since his takeover move, he has been coming up with more tools for global domination, like invisible silent gas bombs that could disrupt only protesters. For real.
And to top it all off, this kid managed to take all of the steam out of Newt’s speech. After all, a Falwell supporter isn’t exactly a secular radical, is he?