Department of Homeland Security keeps busy terrifying your children

The Department of Homeland Security – helping terrorize Citizens of The Homeland for more than five years.

Because remember kids, if the earthquakes or tornadoes don’t kill your parents, the terrorists most certainly will.

Emergency preparedness is no longer the sole concern of earthquake prone Californians and those who live in the part of the country known as “Tornado Alley.” For Americans, preparedness must now account for man-made disasters as well as natural ones. Knowing what to do during an emergency is an important part of being prepared and may make all the difference when seconds count.

HT Sadly, No!

–WKW

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11 responses to “Department of Homeland Security keeps busy terrifying your children

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  2. I have a gut feeling that those that work for Homeland Security are trying really hard to justify their employment.

  3. I’m pretty sure there’s a special place in hell for people making shit like this.

    They don’t need the word terrorist in there — every family should have an emergency plan, period.

    And then they just leave it a-dangling — no information about HOW to fucking be prepared!

    If I were a kid, this would scare the crap out of me. I am utterly disgusted, and I am writing them a letter — RIGHT NOW!

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  5. I expect that one day soon they will be bringing back the hiding under the desk drills from the 1950s.

  6. Just for the record, we hid under the desks in the early 60s, too. Even at age 8, I understood it was going to protect me from much of anything.

    And my former husband, who lived in Florida and therefore near Cuba, was issued dog tags when he was in elementary school.

  7. Oops. I meant “wasn’t going to protect me”.

    How come it looked perfectly right BEFORE I pushed “submit”?

  8. Kathy Kattenburg

    But it’s not all right to talk to your children about sexual abuse.

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  10. Paen

    Help make Amerika secure by checking under your bed for terrorists and by keeping a close eye on your neighbors at all
    times.

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