I feel the need to break this to you gently.
Are you sitting comfortably? If you fall, you’re not going to hit your head or anything? Sure?
Right then. Um.
You’re Pauly Shore.
Possibly the most obnoxious B-list celebrity there ever was or could ever be, you were once an MTV veejay but have since moved into the world of really, really bad movies. Take, for example, Biodome. Or the risible Encino Man. You’ve complained that Beavis and Butthead stole your act – and you may well be right. Ugh.
Credit should go to you, though, for making a documentary called Spooge.
“I’m not a geek, I’m a unique weasel!”
[H/T to Fritz.]