Old Man Surge Loses It

John McCain has a surefire way to resuscitate his campaign: pretend it doesn’t exist!  Today, he snapped, “I’m not going to talk about my campaign anymore. I’m finished with talking about it. I’ve talked about it for two weeks. I will not discuss it or any aspect of it. Thank you.”

Brilliant!  This will let him pretend that he’s not running a campaign that’s circling the drain, but that the presidency is in his grasp!  The only problem, as I see it, is that this could hurt his ability to campaign for president, what with his not being able to talk about campaigning and all.

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7 responses to “Old Man Surge Loses It

  1. Yep. He’s buzzard meat.

  2. The only problem, as I see it, is that this could hurt his ability to campaign for president, what with his not being able to talk about campaigning and all.

    LOL! That’s literally almost word for word the exact same thought I had when I read his latest outburst of idiocy.

  3. Jay in Oregon

    That.

    Is.

    Awesome.

    Where’s that Nelson Munz laugh when you need it?

  4. DBK

    If he’d only done that six months ago, he’d be the front-runner still. Well, provided he also didn’t do any campaigning.

    And then there’s that surge thingy.

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  6. Brynn

    a campaign that’s circling the drain

    Perfectly phrased!

  7. Arkades

    If he’d only done that six months ago, he’d be the front-runner still. Well, provided he also didn’t do any campaigning.

    Indeed. A great number of the McCain Campaign’s worst wounds have been self-inflicted.

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