John McCain has a surefire way to resuscitate his campaign: pretend it doesn’t exist! Today, he snapped, “I’m not going to talk about my campaign anymore. I’m finished with talking about it. I’ve talked about it for two weeks. I will not discuss it or any aspect of it. Thank you.”
Brilliant! This will let him pretend that he’s not running a campaign that’s circling the drain, but that the presidency is in his grasp! The only problem, as I see it, is that this could hurt his ability to campaign for president, what with his not being able to talk about campaigning and all.