Caption This Photo

Tired of listening to what God tells him,
Bush gives the giant rodent a try.

U.S. President George W. Bush talks to Dugout (R), the Little League mascot, after a tee ball game on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, July 15, 2007. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)

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28 responses to “Caption This Photo

  1. Jay in Oregon

    “Are you eyeballin’ me, plebe?? You think I’m funny-looking??”

    “No sir!”

    “I CAN’T HEAR YOU, PLEBE!!!”

    “NO SIR!”

  2. Doktor Wankenstein

    Pictured is a cartoon character, and a bunny.

  3. Constant Comment

    The rat looks into Bush’s soul and finds…nothing.

  4. L

    Toothy Mascot: “I hate you, you lying shithead.”

  5. Now White House Press Secretary?

  6. “You may have the teeth, but your nuts are mine!”

  7. Rocky

    Two stuffed suited rats say “I was able to get a sense of his soul, there’s nothing there.” “Jinx!”

  8. William K. Wolfrum

    Slippy Squirrel was thrilled when President Bush told him he could ignore the subpoena and tell Congress to fuck themselves.

    –WKW

  9. Fritz

    “Which one of you is the girl chipmunk, Chip or Dale?”

  10. Mungen_Cakes

    Yes, I DO want to buy some wood.

  11. Yes, I DO want to buy some wood.

    LMAO!!! Well remembered.

  12. Caption it?! I can’t even look at it without falling out my chair laughing!

  13. Jay

    An animal of limited intelligence, and a Disney employee.

  14. “After his seventh Jim Beam and Pepsi, George saw a large rodent where Karl had been standing.”

  15. tsg

    Attempting to execute the nefarious plans of the a terrorist environmental group, the Manchurian rodent takes aim.

  16. Stenz

    If only you could see what I hear…

  17. SAP

    “It’s time to come back home, George. You’ve done enough damage in this universe.”

  18. I got two…

    1) A gap-toothed squirrel with a goofy grin meets a guy in a mascot costume.

    2) “Pssst….Um, Mr. President…You don’t know me but I just wanted to let you know I got a little baked last night and had a three-way with your twin daughters….let me tell you….Babs is a little shy, but that Jenna is one kinky slut! By the way…my name’s Rosie, and it’s wonderful to meet you.”

  19. Zombie squirrel: “Braaaains . . . aww, dammit.” *goes elsewhere*

  20. filthy

    Yes, other people can see me.

  21. Too. Many. Jokes. About. Nuts.

  22. “28 days, six hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end, George.”

  23. Jovan1984

    Wow. We now know why George Bush hates America.

    Even weasels are smarter than Bush and the wingnuts that support him.

  24. Well, sure, you’re an expert on hiding things– and you say there are WMDs in Hilary Clinton’s knickers?

  25. "Fair and Balanced" Dave

    Dubya confers with the biggest rat not named Joe Liebermann that hasn’t left the sinking ship.

  26. Chuck

    A complete fucking asshole and someone dressed as a goddamn squirrel.

  27. Jess

    Eventually jilted by Jimmy Stewart, Harvey seeks a new delusional chump to hang out with.

  28. We only had enough troops left over to invade Disneyworld

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