The Running of the Morons. And some bulls.
Serves ya right, dipshit.
That is Christopher Neiff of Norway, who received a 5-inch wound when the bull’s horn tore “into his shin and slide under the skin right up to his knee.” Because he is evidently the luckiest bastard on the planet, Neiff’s bone was unaffected.
But because the USA is #1, brothers Michael Lenahan and Lawrence Lenahan of Philadelphia decided to get gored at the same time! Aw3s0m3!!!1!!
Who’s your daddy?
The bull who injured the Lenahan brothers injured 11 other people as well, making last Thursday “the worst day for injuries in the nine-day festival.” That is not the behavior of a happy animal. Just saying.