Welcome to Cunty’s Cocktails,
Official Pub of Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain.
Your hostess tonight is my cunt, Cunty!
In a week filled with all manner of phalli and a plethora of sexxx scandalz, she is extremely pleased to be making her Shakesville debut (as promised). In future, you may find her making rebuttals to blanket claims about women, because, as my cunt has been the only requirement for my being thoughtlessly lumped in with 52% of the rest of the world my entire life, I figure it’s time to let her start making our collective rebuttal for us. So, watch out, Hitchens: She’ll be cumming after ya!
(Like he’s ever let anyone cum first.)
Anyway, drink up, Shakers! We’ve got Carlton Draught on tap tonight.