The Virtual Pub is Open

Welcome to Cunty’s Cocktails,
Official Pub of Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain.

Your hostess tonight is my cunt, Cunty!

In a week filled with all manner of phalli and a plethora of sexxx scandalz, she is extremely pleased to be making her Shakesville debut (as promised). In future, you may find her making rebuttals to blanket claims about women, because, as my cunt has been the only requirement for my being thoughtlessly lumped in with 52% of the rest of the world my entire life, I figure it’s time to let her start making our collective rebuttal for us. So, watch out, Hitchens: She’ll be cumming after ya!

(Like he’s ever let anyone cum first.)

Anyway, drink up, Shakers! We’ve got Carlton Draught on tap tonight.

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193 responses to “The Virtual Pub is Open

  1. Is Cunty like a Ms. Potato head, with removable eyes and ears and arms, with accessories?

  2. Before anyone asks, that’s not really “me.” It’s a plastic mold of a porn star’s vagina, on sale at many fine porn retails near you.

    As if.

  3. Is Cunty like a Ms. Potato head, with removable eyes and ears and arms, with accessories?

    LOL! Something like that. As you can see, she is always stealing my handbags and shoes.

  4. What a cute little, um, cunt you have there!

    Since I’m all fashion-obsessed this week, I need to know if she’ll be changing shoes and bags to fit the occasion? I love that prim little black bag.

    Oh, and I’m working, so just slide a big bottle of Zephyrhills my way.

  5. “friends of the queen drink free 2- nite”

    Would that be HRH Elizabeth II, or QCoFM?

    In either case, I’ll have a Carlton to start off.

    And set one up for (Zen) kona!

  6. I’ll have a Carlton Draught! Gotta pay for those big ads!

  7. Jaclyn

    Wow, Shakes. Your fondness for the Brazilian look just might be TMI. LOL.

  8. And, I just saw Harry Potter, and it was remarkably good. I enjoyed it, though I can’t see what people’s problem with Dan Ratcliffe’s acting is. Meh, maybe I’m more forgiving.

  9. Couple of quick things. Thanks for adding the MySpace profile. I spend all my net time not already dedicated to reading this site, on there. It started as a way to reconnect with old friends in the music biz, then after I decided to start playing again, as a promotional outlet.

    Downside is, now I’m no longer anonymous to Shakers and my warts are completely visible on my profile.

    With that in mind, gimme a Lone Star and zero shit about it.

    LOL

    Peace – MAA
    aka Maadas Hel

  10. Oh, and remind me to be suspicious of Liss offering me an M&M in the future.

  11. I think I spent the week drinking, so I’ll just have a coffee. Thanks.

  12. SAP

    Something strong, and keep it coming, please.

  13. I make a destructive Vodka Tonic with lime juice, SAP, but that seems a little boring for tonight. Martini, perhaps? I make them stupidly strong, though I personally prefer vodka.

  14. Margarita on the rocks, please. And a cherry. I don’t care if it doesn’t go.

    And nice cooter. 🙂

  15. KyCole

    I’m already on my second vodka, so nothing else for me right now. What a shitty week it has been.

  16. Gimme a fifth of Scotch and a straw. Today sucked.

  17. I am on muscle relaxers and cortisone shots so I should probably stay away from the booze. Ahh hell, give me a shot of whiskey to wash down some more pills.

    TYPING IS KILLING me so that will be my only statement. Well, maybe one more.

    Hooray for Melmanda’s CUNT!! or the facsimile of another.

  18. We’re going extravagant on the jukebox right now. “Rhapsody in Blue” anyone?

  19. cellar door

    Ha! Love Ms. Potato Cunt. That should be available at Toys-R-Us outlets everywhere. Everywhere!

    Lagavulin neat, please.

  20. Wow, Shakes. Your fondness for the Brazilian look just might be TMI. LOL.

    LOL! I’m not quite that, eh, minimalist myself.

  21. eastsidekate

    I guess I’ll go for the Carlton– I’m for any and all beer that’s made of beer.

  22. I fuckin’ KNEW the pub was going to be either cunt of phallic related.

  23. Would that be HRH Elizabeth II, or QCoFM?

    By Appointment to the Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain, purveyors of fine virtual hooch.

    Phydeaux lined ’em up for time, time to start shootin’.

  24. By Appointment to the Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain, purveyors of fine virtual hooch.

    😆

  25. Simon Jericho

    And I’ll have a Hendrick’s gin and tonic, light on ice.

    And then something phallic and something cunt-shaped to contemplate.

    It’s been a strange week.

  26. I fuckin’ KNEW the pub was going to be either cunt of phallic related.

    Dude, when is it not? 😉

  27. cellar door

    ::looks at empty glass::

    Well, shit. Can I have another? Fighting with one’s spouse sucks pointy rocks. Scotch will help, yes?

  28. Chromosome Crawl

    Wow Liss, she has some mitey nice shoez there (OMG!)

    Can I please have a glass of Reisling? I still have to drive home from work (with a pet store errand on the way so the wee beaties can have din din….)

  29. Okay, the Carlton’s gone. Time for a Green Man Stout, from my favorite pub in Asheville.

  30. William K. Wolfrum

    To the tune of Carmina Burana:

    It’s a big cunt.
    Very big cunt.
    It’s a big cunt that’s hosting.
    It’s a big cunt.
    My God its big.
    Cant believe how big it is …

    And scene.

    😉

    Have a great weekend Shakers.

    –WKW

  31. txrad

    I’ll have some goat juice……I mean a shot of Cabrito!

  32. Jeff

    LOL! I’m not quite that, eh, minimalist myself.

    I guess the appropriate follow up question would be, “So…carpet match the drapes then??”

    Personally, I’ll be turning 47 in a few weeks. I still got a killer head of brown hair, but lately, “James and the Giant Peaches” have this whole “Portrait of Dorian Grey” thing going on….embarassing to say the least.

    Well, in honor of QCoFM, I’ll take a slow comfortable screw up against the wall with a twist…in a dirty glass…hold the pubic hair.

  33. KyCole

    Ooh, Ashville- I’ll be there next Wednesday en route to Charleston-where I’ll be spending my 50th birthday on the beach!

  34. There be a Tot here for my favorite JackGoff.

  35. I’ll have a Carlton, since that seems to be the official coochie hooch this fine evening.

  36. And whoa, am I behind on servicing the patrons! Best get to it!

  37. Yeah, service me first. 🙂 Tequila straight up, no salt, no lime, no chaser. Well, a beer will chase nicely.

  38. Hee, for Tot pics, I shall do my utmost! Would you like a nice Carlton Draught to chase? I hear they’ve got some of the biggest ads.

  39. Susan

    Actor212 has dumped me.

    My life will go on (really), but please pass the chenin blanc.

  40. I’ll drink whatever you got!

    This is probably a good place for mentioning how much I love the picture you have with your posts right now, Liss!

    It’s like you’re looking at me personally. . . . .and saying, “Oh Stephen, you’re so great. This post is just for you, you wonderful guy. If things had worked out just a little bit differently. . . .

    OH HI MR. SHAKES! HA HA! HOW ARE YOU? HA HAHA HA!

    Er.

  41. I’m not really into the biggest ads. But serve me one anyway. If it tastes like piss, I’ll spit it back at ya.

  42. Consider the chenin blanc well passed, Susan!

    I’m in the mood for some Beth Gibbons, she sings from her soul.

  43. If it tastes like piss, I’ll spit it back at ya.

    We take what we must. 🙂

  44. William K. Wolfrum

    If it tastes like piss, I’ll spit it back at ya.

    Somewhere on the Internets, there’s a Web site just for this fetish. konagodspitspissatyou.com

    –WKW

  45. This’ll be my only post at the pub tonight. I have a sad event to deal with.

    Kisses and hugs all around to my Shaker buddies.

  46. Take care, PD. Kisses and hugs back!

  47. I know a mouse, and he hasn’t got a house.
    I don’t know why I call him Gerald.
    He’s getting rather old, but he’s a good mouse…

  48. Reba

    lately, “James and the Giant Peaches” have this whole “Portrait of Dorian Grey” thing going on….embarassing to say the least

    My friend has threatened to start marketing ‘Just for Junk” dye, so the curtains can always match the drapes. Heh.

  49. Reba

    I’ll take the suck up to the advertisers beer, but only one. It’s gonna be an early night since I have to leave the house at 4 a.m. and drive almost 5 hours to get my sons at camp. Stupid schedule…

  50. eastsidekate

    I guess I have room for a second beer, but only if you find me a Republican state Senator to follow me around yelling “suck it! suck it!”

  51. Strings.

    We’re listening to some “baroque pop” — aka Rufus Wainwright.

  52. ginmar

    Champagne for me! I have a lawyer and they’re going to kick the VA’s ass!

  53. PortlyDyke!! What happened? Come back soon! Hugs & kisses.

  54. So that’s what one of those things looks like.

    Last time I was near one I was just passin’ through on my birthday.

  55. eastsidekate

    Last time I was near one I was just passin’ through on my birthday.
    LOL!

  56. I’m gonna bow out early as well. I’m not feeling in the groove tonight. Of course I haven’t smoked any pot or listened to any Carole King yet. So things may change.

    Good night Queens and Cunts.

  57. [champagne to ginmar]

    KONA! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! I’M HEARTBROKEN! 😦

  58. RUFUS! Rufus has been broughten! I may have to bow out as well to snuggle with said piano maestro. 🙂 🙂

  59. (zen)kona’s pot talk:

    Rufus is like the Beatles fucking Radiohead.

  60. Tart,

    if you are handy, we just opened a bag of our favorite cheese, but for the first time we smelled it freshly opened. It’s like smelling a stanky armpit.

    Damn.. Good cheese.

  61. txrad just came in here with one of our juicy red fruits from le jardin. And he axxed me to stick my finger in it. I said, “to eat it?” and he said “no to taste it.”

    He said it’ll bake later.

    So I stuck my finger in it and it was hard and impenetrable.

    I just asked txrad how to spell that word that I misspelled and he said, youcanfuckit. That’s how you spell it.

    Well, I couldn’t fuck it, so that told me my tomato wasn’t quite ready. But, it tasted gardeny and was tomatoey.

  62. ginmar

    Doesn’t the best cheese smell the absolute worst?

  63. Do ya think Carly ever thought secretly about fucking James? Not once?

    Oh ..

    really.

    I felt the earth move under my feet. You tenderly hold my name.

  64. The Sky is Tumblin’ Down.

  65. Well, I couldn’t fuck it, so that told me my tomato wasn’t quite ready.

    Kona, the vegetarianism is going to bad portions of your brain. Step away from the tomatoey goodness, and dance like no one’s watching.

  66. Something inside has died.

    Well now lest me ponder that one.

    Have you ever tried to hold a brilliant thought through a short span of time made shorter by god-given herbs?

    It’s too late baby now.

  67. txrad is going out to whack off

    some fresh basil from our garden.

    For the pizza. Yes, we’re weird. I mean, we’re still cooking at the Kona Ranch. And all systems are go..

    Sometimes I wonder if I’m ever gonna get home again.

    I need to find another bar wench. Excuse me.

  68. The World Is Your Oyster. Do you care?

  69. Step away from the tomatoey goodness

    I kind of want to make Kona an apple pie and see what happens.

  70. I need to find another bar wench. Excuse me.

    See if I ever service you again, ass.

  71. I kind of want to make Kona an apple pie and see what happens.

    The heavens trembe at the thought… 😉

  72. That would be “tremble”.

  73. The heavens may tremble, but just imagine the running commentary.

    BTW, I’m not in the market for a new bar wench. Can I have another Carlton, long as you’re back there?

  74. Absolutely, Jennifer! 🙂

  75. Girl you got those eyes
    hey you know that guy at work with the red eyes
    who? the guy with the red eye lashes.
    oh, yeah, he reminds me of tater tot.

    i thought that the first time i saw him. it was freaky.

    he’s all red and shit.

    i hear funk coming it’s gotta be one of them albino twin brothers.

  76. OH HI MR. SHAKES! HA HA! HOW ARE YOU? HA HAHA HA!

    LOL! He never shows up at the Virtual Pub. Especially not when he’s busy watching his Big Gay Crush, Bear Grylls.

  77. pidomon

    I’ll take a Chimay if there’s one available. Got to love those monks.
    If not I’ll settle for the Lone Star

  78. Google Allman Brothers Band with Pine Top Perkins.

    In fact, just google Pine Top Perkins. He only lives about 20 minutes from my house.
    You get nothing.

    But Google Pinetop. And you get everything.

    What do you want here, huh? Nothing or everthing?

    You choose.

    I’m staying the fuck outta it.

    Who am I tryin’ to convince? Myself?

  79. Bear Grylls

    That guy is made of sterner stuff than triple-think kevlar layered over high-grade steel.

  80. Honestly, I’ve had nothing to drink tonight. I just can’t type. “think” = “thick”.

  81. Or as Jim Morrison would say,
    “Don’t be staring at my stash. There be likker in there.”

  82. Thick? Did someone say Thick? As in As a Brick?

    Dude…

  83. Who all was here tonight anyway? It seems like a lame bar to me. Some haven’t even had the courtesy fuck to show up.

    Or is that a courtesy reach-around?

    I get that kinda shit confused when I’m listening to old black dudes.

  84. That guy is made of sterner stuff than triple-think kevlar layered over high-grade steel.

    Yes. Yes he is.

    He’s a genuine tough guy who spends not a moment trying to prove that he’s a tough guy. Because he doesn’t have to. Cuz he just is one.

    He is revered at Shakes Manor.

    After next week’s excursion to the Scottish Highlands, we may build an altar.

  85. We aim to please, kona.

  86. Some haven’t even had the courtesy fuck to show up.

    coughAngeloscough

  87. and your wise men don’t know
    how it feels (imagine the long drawn out phrase here)

    to be
    thick

    asabrick

  88. Hallooooooo, Minstrel Boy!

  89. It seems like a lame bar to me.

    Well, since we’re so unable to hold His Majesty’s interests…

    Oh, and the Clash have you tied up in Revolution Rock.

    Rock to this brand new beat.

  90. Time for some more stouty stoutness!

  91. After next week’s excursion to the Scottish Highlands, we may build an altar.

    Are you going across the pond, Liss?

  92. He’s a genuine tough guy who spends not a moment trying to prove that he’s a tough guy.

    Truly, I hope I never hear one bad thing about him, because he rocks, and he isn’t pretentious at all. He never makes himself out to be superhuman, he just exist s as he is, says how he feels at the moment, and then kicks monumental amounts of ass while describing how he’s feeling at the time. And all the while, never acts like a jerk about, which he totally could. I enjoy his show immensely.

  93. ‘Evening, Minstrel Boy, Phydeaux

    Y’all can have my seat – the kids are off to bed and it’s time to pay some attention to the non-virtual adult in my life.

    (Kona didn’t want his pie – you can have that too if you want…)

  94. Can you tell the difference between the funk of George Clinton and the funk of David Byrne?

    And why is it everytime I type the word funk, I type fuck, and have to correct myself.

  95. Hey, MB! Lovey lovey!

    And a good evening to you, Jen!

  96. I seem to type “n” when I mean “c” relatively often, though they aren’t that close to each other. Same with “n” and “t”, though reversed.

  97. Are you going across the pond, Liss?

    Good lord, no. (I wish!) Bear Grylls is, though.

  98. Betsy

    Oooh, I just came back from seeing the Ron Carter Trio, which was amazing and oh so smooth. So I think a martini is in order.

  99. Truly, I hope I never hear one bad thing about him, because he rocks, and he isn’t pretentious at all.

    Totally. In fact, I just said to Iain tonight as we were watching, “Wouldn’t it suck to find out he was a total homophobe or a misogynist or something?” Iain agreed that it would definitely suck.

    Did you ever see the episode where he found the avocados? Best. Scene. Evah.

    “Omigod, I love avocados! They’re one of my favorite foods. gulp gulp If I were lost on a desert island and could only have one food, I’d want avocados! gulp gulp And mayonaise. gulp gulp And chocolate!”

    Hilarious.

  100. LOL! He never shows up at the Virtual Pub. Especially not when he’s busy watching his Big Gay Crush, Bear Grylls.

    I agree with everyone’s assessment. What I like is how he admits that he’s having fun – and that sometimes even he gets pretty freaked out by what happens to him.

  101. Did you ever see the episode where he found the avocados? Best. Scene. Evah.

    I LOVED that episode! 🙂

  102. I’m not twistin’ my pig’s tail for N.W.A. dopeman or otherwise. The rest of this comment is censored for your sexual protection.

  103. I noticed someone else was down with my Lone Star. I feel almost normal.

    LOL

    Kona, thanks so freakin’ much for the walk through Tapestry. One of the greatest examples of songwriting in the history of recorded music.

    (of course, now the flute riff for Tull’s TAAB is stuck in my head)

    Another longneck, please?

  104. I LOVED that episode!

    Yay! 😀

    Did you ever notice how he totally talks like a kid all the time? “Now that my tummy’s full, I can be on my way down this slippy bank!” It’s completely hilarious. Three tours with the SAS and he’s going on about his “tummy.”

  105. And then you gotta let Mick and the Boys interpret. Because it is Friday night, and they have something to say down in the hole.

  106. Hey Liss. Cunt.

    Glad you could join us.

    Did I say something about bidding thee farewell something like three hours ago?

  107. Did you ever notice how he totally talks like a kid all the time?

    That’s totally what I always think when I see him! He takes everything like a kid in a forest just skipping through happily, all the while chimney climbing edifices that I couldn’t dream of scaling and living off of what he scrounges. And when he has trouble, he never says that there’s nothing wrong, in fact, he points out how much danger he knows he may be in. He’s smart, strong, and descriptive/talkative, yet unpretentious. I love people who can pull that off.

  108. Glad you could join us.

    Thanks! 🙂

  109. Accentuate the early, fuck the late.

    Rolling Stones. I have to give attributes where attributes are due.

    When the Whip Comes Down, we’re all honest fuckers.

  110. Good night again. I wish I had time for a suck job from each and every one of youse.

    But I gottta parcel ths shit out, you know?

    txrad just asked, “can I retire?”

    I saudi “sure as shit.”

    Are you tired or retired?

    Confused yet?

  111. Justin Case my C Note ain’t strong enough my Pimp C can deliver.

  112. Angelos

    coughAngeloscough

    Angelos has been dealing with sad stuff too this week.

    On top of two all-nighters for work, that is…

    My MiL was in a bad car accident Tuesday. Just got back from the hospital, actually.

    They move her out of the ICU tomorrow morning, surgery Tuesday, and then lots and lots of therapy and aftercare.

    So, I fuckton of booze for me, plz, kthx

  113. One hogshead for Angelos, coming right up!

  114. i’m no expert or anything, but isn’t Cunty… umm… sideways?

  115. Ah, the A-Team is still here – G’Day y’all!

  116. i’m no expert or anything, but isn’t Cunty… umm… sideways?

    That depends on one’s perspective, now, doesn’t it? 😉

  117. One hogshead for Angelos

    Oh my gentle Jesus…

  118. My MiL was in a bad car accident Tuesday. Just got back from the hospital, actually.

    Oh, I’m sorry. (hug)

    Much booze, coming up.

  119. I think the Kinks What if God is black is a mahvelous prelude to …

    something… Hedwig and her Angry Inch.

  120. Oh, and yeah, that Conan interview with Bear was awesome.

  121. Tell me if you want me to slow down, otherwise I’m riding the white water.

  122. I prefer mine “sideways,” um, I mean, “Lying down.” That’e sideways, isn’t it?

  123. Runt!

    One hogshead for Angelos

    Oh my gentle Jesus…

    He asked for a “fuckton”….

  124. G’Day y’all!

    Hey, CR!

    that Conan interview with Bear was awesome

    The Scotland episode sounds great!

  125. P-Dawg, still here me Siamese Cousin!

  126. G’Day y’all!

    Gotta love a Yankee that can spell southern.

  127. Barkeep, a what the fuck are you drinkin’ for Phydeaux, and whatever’s left over for me!

  128. …And is that Konagod ove rin the corner?

  129. Fuck Bob Dylan. Let’s get back to the real hippie shit he stole it from.

  130. Dude, “Put down the tomato and nobody gets hurt…

  131. Boy – ah say boy – when ah’m drinkin’ t’ain’t nuthin’ left over!

  132. My friend has threatened to start marketing ‘Just for Junk” dye, so the curtains can always match the drapes. Heh.

    too late

  133. Hoo-eey P-Dawg, tickets to SCOTS next weekend!

  134. He asked for a “fuckton”….

    Demand, at times, outstrips supply…

  135. …not that Buddy Guy is a slouch or nothin’…

  136. I never thought Cunty was sideways. She just looked cunty to me.

    I guess if you ask a gay man, you get a gay man’s perspective.

    CSN&Y

  137. too late

    LOL! That stuff disturbs me.

  138. It’s kinda the recummmbent look favoured by gays and straights alike!

  139. This Grey Screen between posts is perfect for quaffing a foaming beverage!

  140. Dude, “Put down the tomato and nobody gets hurt…“

    I warned him, but kona is his own deity, with a logic and system of rationale all his own. We can only observe, but never infiltrate.

  141. tickets to SCOTS next weekend!

    FUCK YOU!!

    ‘Sallright, they’ll be down here soon, I’m sure.

  142. LOL! That stuff disturbs me.

    i bet you’d look good in hot pink.

  143. P-Dawg, you’ll be there in spirit – I’ll channel yer friggin’ ass for a set or two!

  144. Toast needs to check into the Hotel Yorba.

    I’m not kidding.

    Now I really bust (oops I’m still thinking of PD) hope to bid you adieu.

    Jack White is so fucking PUNK!

  145. JG, wouldn’t think of penetrating Teh God’s orbit! 😉

  146. Aqualung is a mahvenous send off man. It’s all in what you pick.

  147. Jee-zhus kona, you’re like a frikkin banshee on a windy night…

  148. BTW, I’m pretty sure a hogshead is 64 gallons, which, I mean, come on. WOW.

  149. i don’t tust anyone named after a Jethro Tull 8-track

  150. Okay, so maybe a hogshead is a bit much….

    I know, I’ll help him drink it.

  151. Hyuh, that’s a gulp, eh? Might have to come up for air!

  152. The taste for knowledge can often outstrip ones’ appetite.

  153. The taste for knowledge can often outstrip ones’ appetite.>/i>

    NEVER!

  154. The taste for destruction can never outstrip ones’ appetite.

  155. Jee-zhus kona, you’re like a frikkin banshee on a windy night…

    Hallejuh.

  156. And my ‘maters are commin’ in!

  157. ‘Twas a compliment fer sher…

  158. Hallelujah, Halleluyah, or Alleluia, is a transliteration of the Hebrew word הַלְלוּיָהּ (Standard Hebrew Halləluya, Tiberian Hebrew Halləlûyāh) meaning “[Let us] praise (הַלְּלוּ) Jah (Yah) (יָהּ)” (Sometimes rendered as “Praise (הַלְּלוּ) [the] LORD (יָהּ) or God”). It is found mainly in the book of Psalms. It has been accepted into the English language. The word is used in Judaism as part of the Hallel prayers. Alleluia is the Latin form of the word; it is used by Anglicans and Catholics in preference to Hallelujah.

  159. Mmmmm. Fresh ‘maters! Mine have already got black rot. (too much rain at the wrong time)

  160. I’ll just stick with k.d. lang and leonard cohen.

  161. Maurinsky posted:

    “Is Cunty like a Ms. Potato head, with removable eyes and ears and arms, with accessories?”

    To which, even though it was hours ago (And the first post in this thread), I HAD to respond:

    M’dear… You mean you didn’t have a “Mrs. Pudenda Head as a child???

  162. I had a “Mister Pecker Head.” Held onto that one, I did. Still got it…

  163. Speaking of punk rock,

    F in the CC

    Steve Earle.

  164. …though the “add-ons” were a bit painful…

  165. i bet you’d look good in hot pink.

    HOTT! Tres 80s. I believe Mr. T would approve.

  166. (…all gone to Mr. T Land…)

  167. Actually, I got sucked into YouTube, lookin’ at some Solas and Danu (Celtic, for those who aren’t in the know).

  168. Clueless here, but I bet it’s cool!

  169. Liss is so fucking cool, she knows all the cool hyperlinks.

  170. HOTT! Tres 80s. I believe Mr. T would approve.

    damn this crappy internet connection!

  171. That was a response to tCR, not kona.

  172. There is no response to kona…

    Other than “Pass that bowl, dude.”

  173. damn this crappy internet connection!

    Damn it to hell!

  174. Well hey, it’s morning again here, so I gotta go see some sheep about a man. Later, and a good weekend to you all!

  175. meow

    PortlyDyke–here for you as another dyke—I can tell something is up–all be there

  176. ChuChu

    just got off work, tecate and lime for me 🙂

  177. Who the fuck ate my apple pie?

  178. anangryoldbroad

    Oh YAY! Ya’all like Bear too. That is an awesome show. He’s a fucking badass.

    Oh,and Cunty? Pure freaking genius. She needs a nice pair of sneakers and a cute little back pack purse maybe. And hats,lots of spiffy hats.

  179. [wipes crumbs from beard]

    Oh, sorry kona, was that yours?

  180. Jewel

    Re Cunty: What a wonderful sight first thing in the morning! 😆

    I love it. I got student evaluations back the other day, and one of the less brainy young numbskulls who apparently hated the class wrote, where the form asked if he had any suggestions for the professor, “Get a fucking life, you femenist [sic] cunt.” That comment really hurt and upset me for a while, but Cunty here reminds me to wear it as a badge of honor: I’m a ‘femenist’ cunt, and damn proud of it! 😆

  181. Angelos

    Yes Jewel, pissing off the morons should always be worn as a badge of honor.

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