We Loves teh Republican Sexxx Scandalz!

HOTT.

Oh Noes!

[Florida] State Rep. Bob Allen was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a local park after offering to perform a sex act on an undercover officer in exchange for $20, police said.

…Titusville police were at Veteran’s Memorial Park on East Broad Street on a burglary detail when they noticed an unshaven man acting suspicious, going in and out of the restroom three times, said Lt. Todd Hutchinson.

An undercover officer decided to go into one of the bathroom stalls, Hutchinson said. Moments later, Allen knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20, according to the police spokesman.

Have some self-respect, man! A good hummer is worth at least $100!

Allen, who is the typical moralizing fuckwit, says what happened was a “misunderstanding.” Yeah, yeah. Tell it John McCain, for whom you serve as Florida State Campaign Chair. Ahh, priceless.

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28 responses to “We Loves teh Republican Sexxx Scandalz!

  1. NameChanged

    What kind of misunderstanding? “I meant to offer an oral report on McCain’s sweater-situation for $20.” Shiiittt…

  2. He must be a fiscal conservative … only twenty bucks for a blowjob.

  3. In one report he called it a “big misunderstanding.” So, is that what he’s calling it now, and is he he joining the Attack of the Phallic Thingies brigade?

  4. only twenty bucks for a blowjob

    No dignity, I tell you. None.

  5. only twenty bucks for a blowjob.

    Remember–that was twenty bucks for the privilege of giving one. I can’t imagine being so desperate to perform sex on someone that I would pay for the privilege.

  6. Brian: “Allen knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20 …”

    I think he was asking for money. But wouldn’t it be sweet if he offered it?

  7. Perhaps the misunderstanding is that he was trying to raise funds for the McCain campaign in a creative fashion??

    😉

  8. Jewel

    Geez, it never ends, does it??

  9. I wrote a limerick about the most recent wrinkle in the Vitter situation.

  10. merciless

    TBogg suggests that perhaps it’s just a new kind of fundraiser, McCain’s cashflow being what it is…

  11. It’s funny, but it’s also sad – the self-loathing this guy has been carrying around.

  12. Shit, if this kind of thing keeps happening, teh sexxx is likely to get a bad name.

  13. oddjob

    I can’t imagine being so desperate to perform sex on someone that I would pay for the privilege.

    Some people get especially aroused at the idea of having to pay for sex.

  14. Whaaaat?

    /*speechless*/

  15. segmentation fault

    its ok as long as it wasnt a male officer.

  16. Kate217

    Back to MSM semantics…

    perform a sex act on

    What’s wrong with the word “fellate?” It’s a perfectly good word that actually describes what happened.

  17. “after offering to perform a sex act on an undercover officer” —
    and the undercover officer said “eeewwwww”

  18. JoshWatermanMN

    “after offering to perform a sex act on an undercover officer” —
    and the undercover officer said “eeewwwww”

    If I had anything like Bob Allen hanging off the end of my penis, I would head straight to the doctor to have it burned off.

  19. its ok as long as it wasnt a male officer.

    I would assume its a male officer since the officer followed Allen into the bathroom.

  20. Eric

    You mean McCain’s campaign for President is in such bad shape that they have to give blowjobs to get new members?

  21. evilchemistry

    I think the “misunderstanding” is that Allen told the officer he’d “blow” him and give him $20. See, no prostitution here.

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  23. Brian – you were right – he wanted to pay to perform:

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/015329.php

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  25. boatboy_srq

    Brian, BF, such a shame: it was so much more delicious when it sounded like Allen actually expected to get paid for it. The image of God’s Own Party expecting to be compensated for sex with them had precisely the right ring. This is just another money-for-sex scandal now. I feel cheated.

  26. tas

    Haven’t these morons heard of Craigslist?

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