More Republican Sexxx Scandalz!

Seriously, I can barely keep up! Now it’s GOP Political Operative/Conservative Pundit Jack Burkman whose number has been found in the DC Madam’s phone logs.

Logan reminds us: “This is the same Jack Burkman who echoed Ann Coulter’s disgusting hate rant about the 9/11 widows on Scarborough Country last year.”

Media Matters: “On MSNBC’s Scarborough Country, Republican strategist Jack Burkman, echoing right-wing pundit Ann Coulter, whom he was defending, declared that ‘within hours of those [World Trade Center] towers going down,’ the wives of victims of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks ‘were ready to make money and exploit this tragedy!’ ”

What a charmer.

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22 responses to “More Republican Sexxx Scandalz!

  1. Seriously, is no one mocking up decks o’ Republican scandal cards?

  2. Seriously, is no one mocking up decks o’ Republican scandal cards?

    What can you do with a whole deck of jokers?

  3. One wonders why Repiblicans have to pay for sex considering how lovely and charming they all seem to be.

    🙄

  4. What can you do with a whole deck of jokers?

    And don’t forget – one Commander Guy.

  5. larkohio

    I could not care less about what these guys do sexually. It is not my business.

    However, the Jokers should not play the “We Repugs are all about family values, and live perfect lives.” card. They know better.

    Hypocrites.

  6. Jewel

    Dood. It really does never end.

  7. I could not care less about what these guys do sexually. It is not my business.

    It shouldn’t be our business, but since they’re the ones determined to make everyone’s sexual habits public business so they can legislate morality, it has become our business.

  8. Constant Comment

    I hate to be so invested in all this, but, if there is a god, please let Cheney’s name be in there somewhere…

  9. I can’t tell these losers apart anymore. Flashcards? Dance charts? Russian novel character tree? New verses to Allouette?

  10. Looking at that screen cap, his crooked collar and loose necktie make me wonder what he was doing right before he went on the air.

    Does the DC Madam send her gals on outcalls to the TV studio?

  11. I hate to be so invested in all this, but, if there is a god, please let Cheney’s name be in there somewhere…

    I don’t think Darth Cheney is programmed to have sex.

  12. Constant Comment

    I don’t think Darth Cheney is programmed to have sex.

    That would be my first thought, as well, but there are rumors out there–and David Letterman even joked about this–of Cheney being a client during his Halliburton years.

  13. Then it’s obvious that there are hooker-bots.

  14. “Then it’s obvious that there are hooker-bots.”

    Hooker-bots which have been programmed to suppress their gag-reflex.

  15. Constant Comment

    I forgot to say: “Ew!”

  16. Hooker-bots which have been programmed to suppress their gag-reflex.

    “That’s called technology.”

  17. I have to admit, with each passing day, and with every new admission or discovery, I have come to the conclusion that the Republican Party is truly the party of “family values.” They simply never mentioned GOOD family values, of which they seem to be sorely lacking.

    Of course, it’s all those damn gay folks wanting to marry that is causing all this.

  18. Pastor Tapperknuckle

    Was he patronizing a female or sampling twinkies?

  19. SmartyMcSmartyPants

    You know what’s kind of bizarre? That guy *looks* like a Republican. He also looks like a total asshole.

    Go figure.

  20. Seems that this guy has a history of paying for sex. And he also thinks Gay Pride is a great place to pick up hookers.

  21. MisFit Farm

    Hey, we think there is a market for a new game here – Republican scandal BINGO. Each of the letters is the first name of the R who appears at the top of the card, and instead of numbers we can put the different types of hypocritical transgressions will be uncovered next. We have B-ush and G-onzales as the easy picks.

    Two problems with this game that we can see, #1: how to make a card big enough; and #2: how to make sure the cards are water and vomit-proof.

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