Yahoo Relationships’ undoubtedly very scientific article Five Breakup Signs: How to tell when you’re about to get the boot is just blowing. my. mind, doodz!
3. Changing their stripes. A major change in appearance can be a sign that your partner is looking toward greener pastures. Whether they’ve chopped off their hair, lost 40 pounds or gone from a bold brunette to a sultry blonde, major cosmetic changes should be noted. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with being a little vain, but if the change is accompanied by any of the other signs listed here, you may need to get ready to go solo.
Boy, this relationship stuff is so confusing! Don’t get fat, don’t get thin (unless you want your wo/man to think you’re outta there!), partners who lose weight are showing you they love you, partners who lose weight are showing you they’re leaving you… Wow.
All I can say is that it’s a good thing Mr. Shakes and I were both perfect when we met and have maintained a constant state of perfection ever since.