Attack of the Phallic Thingies: Respect the Cock

I’m surprised nobody’s posted this yet:

monument

Message to the world: the Father of Our Country had an enormous wang.

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20 responses to “Attack of the Phallic Thingies: Respect the Cock

  1. It just seemed so . . . . how do you say . . . obvious? And I didn’t want to get labeled as a castrating dyke (again). 🙂

  2. The TV show Futurama once showed Washington DC in 3000 AD, where the Washington Memorial stands in the shadow of the similiarly-shaped but much much larger Clinton Memorial.

  3. Vincent

    I don’t know. I don’t really see it because no penis I know of has a sharp, pointy end while those parking posts have those rounded tops that suggest more of a similarity.

  4. Doug

    Message the world actually receives: Americans are compensating…

  5. Americans are compensating…

    Hey, you leave our nation’s SUV obsession out of this…

  6. a youtube video about our founding father, not worksafe but hilarious…

  7. If the Washington Monument is just a phallic symbol, what direction does it hang? I mean, between the White House and the Capitol, who’s the recipient of a teabaggin’ more often??

  8. oddjob

    There’s nothing new about obelisks as monuments, and anything sufficiently narrower than high will look phallic if you choose to think of it that way.

    On the other hand, I challenge you to look at the building design on the right and NOT see a phallic structure! 🙂

  9. The gun is good. The penis is evil.

  10. it’s not length that’s important, it’s girth.

  11. Kate217

    It’s actually even more obvious (if a bit asymmetrical) if you stand at the Lincoln Memorial.

  12. So in answer to jeff’s question: Congress doesn’t give a teabagging, Congress is what gets teabagged. And what with David Vittner, I think that’s probably true.

  13. On the other hand, I challenge you to look at the building design on the right and NOT see a phallic structure!

    A phallic structure?! Heck, I know six women who own that very dildo!

  14. An enormous wang and an incredibly manicured and patriotically dyed ring of pubic hair.

  15. Americans are compensating…

    Hey, you leave our nation’s SUV obsession out of this…

    People. People. You have no idea. The other day I drove home with a big black F150. Jack it up a couple feet? Okay. Put big gnarly custom bumpers on it? Sure, why not? Hang massive chrome testicles from the trailer hitch? Dude. Just get a tattoo across your forehead reading “My truck really is my dick.”

  16. Er, that’s with a big black F150 in my field of vision.

  17. Pingback: litbrit: Attack of the Phallic Thingies (This is Not A Post About Republicans)

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