Happy Birthday, Kathy!!!

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
All of Shakesville says, “Slainte!”
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu!


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65 responses to “Happy Birthday, Kathy!!!

  1. You done classed it up around here with that fancy cake!

    Happy Birthday Kathy!

  2. Misty

    Bon anniversaire ร  toi!

  3. anangryoldbroad

    Happy Birfday Kathy. Here’s to another year of love,laughs and friends.

    What a pretty cake,it looks like art,not food.

  4. Constant Comment

    Shakes, awesome cake!

    Happy birthday, Kathy!

  5. nightshift66

    Many happy returns, Kathy.

  6. Happy Birthday Kathy!!!

    I’m here to contribute something to the cause.

    Watch The Devil and Daniel Johnston.. on EDRAM (whatever the fuck channel that is) and you’ll understand konagod.

    Hey nightshift, what the fuck does “many happy returns” mean?

    I’ve always understood it, but never gotten it.

    Give it to me in your best legalise.

  7. And yeah, awesome cake.

    I never got one of those despite the fact that I asked for it ahead of time, and still didn’t get it.

  8. I just think liss was being lazy. And I do understand.

    I don’t do shit unless provoked.

    deutsch is German

    deustch is Dutch.

    Fuckin’ figure that shit out.

    From WIKI:
    Dutch has officially three genders

    Oh shit, don’t let this info get over into the Americas. We’re confused enuf with two.

  9. I cannot converse against the tv.

    But I can converse against the keyboard, because I’m usually competing against a comparable instrument.

    And me, not even, in the eclipse of a presidential administration can lay claim to my thoughts or actions.

    Play along with me, if you will. I will not lead you astray. But I shall guide you konabiographically to your end.

  10. a minor,
    a major,
    fuck ’em.

  11. What the fuck is a coriciden bottle?

    This is what I’ve been trying to say over at the sweat boy’s blodge for quite a while. But sometimes we get tired of yellin at the noise.

  12. Where did every fuckin’ body go?

  13. Celebrate your Independence or wallow in the demise therein.

  14. It’s a tiny little gift to me.

  15. It’s a fuckin’ KATHY birthday celebration. What did you fuckin’ expect

    John the Revelator sailin’ the seven seas.

  16. The Indigo Girls might have interjected there, but believe you me, I have corrected the fucked up situation.

    I started to spell “situation” in Chinese.

    I’m not even sure how to do that, but I would have found out.

    It’s one you know too well, Suzie Lee.

    Is she the one I love?

  17. Jack White is hear (behind a cigarette) with his 7 Nation Army to rip shit up.

  18. I’m leaning into storm.

    I’m going to Witchita.

    Make the sweat drop from every pore.

  19. Moira? Portly Dyke?

    Phydeaux obsessions though you are.

    I’m here to offer you the real goods.

    All exposoed and such.

    With a rock n’ roll backdrop.

    And I’m ALWAYS on tap.

  20. Come one come all. Free meat.
    Wait… no sock puppets?

    There’s so room for you here now go away.

    I need sock puppet material.

  21. But no one is here, so the conversation’s done.


    Is was such a blast at the old place.

  22. There’s nobody here now go away.

  23. Hey Liss, me thinks your time stamp is fucked up. Am I on Indiana time (Whatever the fuck that is) or Texas time, or server time?

  24. Chief

    happy birthday, Kathy. I certainly hope you have many, many more.


  25. I think txrad needs to recommend his 2nd cousin for thw woody allen love affair with manhattan but soundtrack. She could pull it off.

    How conversation is the bounce off your unshaven face.

    That was her.

    Believe me.

    For I have shared.

    It’s so damn cold in this god-forsaken town.

  26. Something edited me. It made no sense, and I am pissed off.

  27. “The Money Burns the Soul”

    Jesse Veeder

    txrad’s 2nd cousin.

  28. katecontinued

    Happy birthday Kathy. I was Kathryn before I was Kathy before I was Kathi before I was Kate before I was katecontinued. . .

    I have a soft spot for all of my sister-women with some iteration of this best name in the universe.

    I just turned 59-1/2 a couple days ago and it is a MONSTER turning point before the BIGGER turning point at the end of December.

  29. you knocked the pipe over.

    no i did not.

    i merely spilled my seed and maintain my answers.

  30. OHMYGOD!! Liss, I don’t know when you put this up, but I just now saw it, at 10:25 pm!

    That cake is GORGEOUS! Thank you so much! And thank you to all the wonderful shakers and others in this wonderful community who have made me feel so special today. ๐Ÿ™‚

  31. Konagod, your utterly open-hearted surrender to total insanity disarms me, charms me, and is the best gift I could have gotten today.

    Well, the second-best gift. The best gift was the Live from Austin, TX, Neko Case dvd that my daughter gave me. I asked her for any Neko cd (having only one), and she went out and got me a damn Neko Case LIVE IN CONCERT DVD!

    I’ve got the luck of the Irish with my Maggie, even though I’m not Irish. ๐Ÿ™‚

  32. 23 responses without one rebuttal?

    This has got to be a kona record.

  33. I guess it means EVERYONE LOVES KATHY!!!

    I know I usery sure do.

  34. Fuckin strikethrus don’t work here..
    Must remember,
    must remember,

    Not at Haloscan any longer.

  35. The Indigo Girls might have interjected there

    The more kona comments, the closer I am to fine…

  36. Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATHY!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

  37. JackGoff, coming from you is like a song from the choir.

  38. How do you trounce your ego?

    That’s how txrad underachieves.

  39. Strikethroughs indeed do not work, buddy.

  40. I think we did the photography sequence out of sequence.

    How sharp must the wind must be before it cuts you in half?

  41. Use the form [strike][/strike], but with the angle brackets.

  42. is anything cutting yet?

  43. St. Andrew (This Battle Is In The Air)

    Angelos, are you listening?

  44. “Little Cream Soda” is one of those afteraffects.

    Let it infect you.

  45. Oh well oh well oh well

    nothin left for me to tell you.

    oh well oh well oh well orwell

  46. turntables to grammophones, is that the bargain I plead for?

  47. And why succomb to fireworks, they are a foregone conclusion.

    and someone spoke and I went into a dream….

  48. Well, the window’s turning blue and I’ve got to call it a fuackin night, happy birthday Kathy! I can’t think of a more deserving soul to have one than you.


  49. I’m gonna blame it on the Negroes and their bullshit, regardless.

    I don’t care HOW much they paid for their trumpets.

  50. Many happy returns, and much love and happiness in the coming year.


    Can I eat the lady bug on my piece?

  51. and someone spoke and I went into a dreamโ€ฆ.

    Ahhh, ah-ah ahhh. Ah-ah-ahhhh Ahh-haa-ahhh

    [build to cacophony]

  52. QuakerDave,

    You are welcome to eat the ladybug, as long as you leave all of the chocolate inside of the cake for me.

  53. I love you, too, Konagod. ๐Ÿ™‚

  54. Thank you, JackGoff. ๐Ÿ™‚

    I *love* that thing where the whole page moves up when you submit your comment. I could post comments all day to see that– hey. NOW I know why Konagod has posted so many comments on here!!

  55. Not belated in my time zone, but perhaps belated in yours, Ms. Kattenburg — Happiest of Happy Birthdays.

    The fireworks are just going off in my part of the country, and I think they’re all for you.

    (Sorry I wasn’t here to help prop you up earlier, Kona-doll — in-laws showed up today — suprise!!. But I have been working on my beer labels)

  56. Ivory Bill Woodpecker

    Happy birthday, Kathy.

  57. Feliz Cumpleaรฑos Kathy

    Hjertelig Til Lykke Pa Fodsselsdagen Kathy

    And a big happy birthday!

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  59. Cheers, Kathy!

    Many happy returns (a day late).


  60. I hope it was your best birthday yet! Happy Happy!

  61. kona

    Use the form [strike][/strike], but with the angle brackets.
    Hmm.. let’s see. strike

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