So like, chicks, man, they’re like ham sandwiches. You know. Right? Huh? Hell Yeah. But she’s like “yiyiyiyiyiyiy” and I’m like “say whaaaa??” and she says “yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi” and so, I’m like. …. right? right?? … I’m like, I gotta go, you’re a ham sandwich, and hold the yis.
There, I just wrote Dane Cook’s entire fucking act. Where’s my HBO special?