Umbumumbilical Cords and Spina Bifidada

Bush gives a statement on the occasion of vetoing the embryonic stem cell research bill for the second time.

Part One

Part Two

No transcript yet that I can find, but in summary: “Blah blah blah science blah blah blah human life blah blah blah unethical blah blah blah interesting work going on blah blah blah moral blah blah blah spina bifidada blah blah blah I’m a dickhead.”

Thanks, Petualant.



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23 responses to “Umbumumbilical Cords and Spina Bifidada

  1. the transcript is at the White House Site.

  2. Petualant needs a drink from all that science learnin’!

  3. The headline at SF Gate says, “President Bush: ‘All human life is sacred'” —this is such a relief to me because that means the we can officially put an end to war.

    Whew, that could have been a huge waste of human life, you know.


    Oh, never mind then.

  4. Lizard

    Because GOD FORBID we should DESTROY HUMAN LIFE. And GOD FORBID we should use TAXPAYER MONEY to destroy human life.

    Does this fucking fucker have any fucking shame whatsofuckingever?

    I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.

  5. He’s so proud of being so stupid.

    Really, of all the things he could veto. The man just cannot or will not present any issue honestly. As for him saying “destroying human life in the hopes of saving human life is unethical”… wow. How many levels of irony and mendacity is that?

    “Umbumumbilical” sums it all up pretty well… although other words also come to mind.

  6. Melissa McEwan

    the transcript is at the White House Site

    Grazi, Petulant!

    What? Oh, never mind then.

    LOL! … sob

  7. Misty

    I don’t think there are words to adequately describe how vile Shrub and his ilk who support him on this.

  8. katecontinued

    100% record. Just imagine trying to go 7 years without doing ANYTHING of value? NOTHING. It is staggering to imagine this kind of consistency wherein there is NOT ONE THING to be proud of doing. I mean, I accidentally have helped people, consoled people, given money, shared, complimented, spoke well of a good person while TRYING to be a curmudgeon.

    zip, zed, nada, zero – it boggles the mind.

  9. Thanks a bunch. This is he first time I’ve puked on my keyboard all week. And I only watched about 1/3 of part 1. After the line “All life is sacred” I just couldn’t hold it back.

  10. Melissa McEwan

    This is he first time I’ve puked on my keyboard all week.


  11. i just wish he could walk 1 week in some else’s shoes.

    we’ll hold a lottery to see who gets to pick.

    we could have universal health care or most anything else good and decent with the money raised!


  12. Evelyn

    It’s morally wrong to destroy a human life, even to save another human life? Oh, thanks for the morality lesson, fucker. So when will this lesson be passed on to our military, which is curently engaged in destroying quite a damn few human lives, lives embedded not in embryos but in babies and toddlers and schoolgirls and mothers and fathers and grandmas–in order to save not our lives but our ability to burn as much carbon-based fuels as we damn well want so that we can get to the mall to spend money on products produced by people making poverty wages.

    Does he actually think we are so stupid that we can’t make the connection between this supposed reverence for all possible forms of human life, and the callous disregard for the lives of “our enemies”?

    Does he actually think we find him charming as he shucks and jives his way through all those hard words?

    And where did he find this room full of fellow hypocrites??

  13. I keep hearing “Every Sperm Is Sacred” for some reason.

    Once again, Bush proving that he has no understanding of “irony,” and that his privleges embryos over actual, in the world, unquestioned, living and breathing, human beings.

    What. An. Asshole.

  14. And to add: If there is any justice in this world, he himself will have to suffer from Parkinson’s Disease, knowing the whole while that HE vetoed a bill that supported research to cure it. Then, he will suffer from Alzheimer’s Disease so that he forgets the one thing that you know will keep him warm in his old age: the fact that he was President (’cause you know that dumbass is going to smuggly sit on that laurel). Or, he will have to watch one of his loved ones suffer this fate.

    You know, I don’t think the man has ever had any real tragedy or pain in his life. Otherwise, he might have a little more compassion for other people…as in the ones walking on the earth.

  15. Shut the fuck up, george. You’re a fucking moron and a fucking liar and a fucking disingenuous piece of shit.

    Thank GOD the rest of the world knows you’re a USELESS DICK and will do the important work overseas which you’re too fucking stupid to allow to be done here.

    I’m about God-damned tired of being polite to this ass-wipe, in case you can’t tell. It’s time to wipe the idiot smiles off our faces and take it to the streets, take it to The Right, TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY.

    It’s NOW OR NEVER, people. In sixteen months it will be too late.

    July 4th.

    Be There.

  16. I too could not believe the sheer hypocrisy. “Destroying human life in the hopes of saving human life is not ethical…” Give me a fucking break. The abuse heaped on Bush in the comments above doesn’t even begin to cover the derision that should be sent his way every minute of every day. Goddam fucking asshole! Arrgh!!

  17. We teach these little embryos to golf, problem solved.

    “This will take sacrifice and commitment from us all, but it’s either golf, or flush. So we really have no choice here. Soon, we’ll be watching little embryos golfing, and, man, will we feel morally good about ourselves.”


  18. Melissa McEwan

    Bill, lol!

  19. everstar

    It really distresses me that I hate our president as much as I do, but oh my god, at this rate, I can’t ever meet him or I’ll just punch him right in the face.

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  21. Chromosome Crawl

    Everstar – you go for the face, and I’ll do the simultaneous attack below the belt. The mental image of the chimp switching between holding his face & his privates is a step down the road to a vision for a new (Bush-free) America!

  22. Chromosome Crawl

    OK, so I just gathered the fortitude to watch most of the first part, and one thing that pops to mind is – SHIT, this idiot can’t manage even simple phrases anymore. I know that them big werds like umbumbumbilical and plerrrrypotent are hard to wrap your tongue around, but c’mon, “potential”? or “techniques”?

    LOL/sob/LOL/sob/LOL/sob….sob, sob, sob (which can stand for the action, or sonovabee, your choice)

  23. Glazius

    I too could not believe the sheer hypocrisy. “Destroying human life in the hopes of saving human life is not ethical…” Give me a fucking break.

    Wait wait wait wait wait.

    You think there’s hope for saving human life in Iraq?

    Obviously, destroying human life in the hope of destroying human life is perfectly ethical.

    –GF, sarcasm off.

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