…so I knew TomKat were up to something! Turns out they were hanging out at a soccer game, trying to absorb the Beckham clan into their kooky cult.
“Mommy, I don’t like the aliens!”
Come on, Posh—get it together. Keep those kids away from the Scientological shenanigans!
In other Scientology news, John Travolta has evidently reached the “auditing level” where he’s got to make a public spectacle of himself by proselytizing in interviews about the dangers of psychiatric drugs. (How is he so far behind Tom? Wasn’t John a Scientologist first? I would say he must be a slow learner, but Scientology is supposed to help with that. It cured Tom’s dyslexia, after all. Wev.)
JOHN Travolta blames Virginia Tech, Columbine and all the other tragic school shootings not on the psychos who committed the heinous acts – but on psychiatric drugs. “I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it,” Travolta told W. But the “Hairspray” film star won’t be jumping on couches over the issue or attacking Matt Lauer as his fellow Scientologist, Tom Cruise, did last year: “I don’t disagree with anything Tom says. How would I have presented it? Maybe differently than how he did, but it doesn’t matter.”
All right then.
Imagining for a moment that he’s right, and psychiatric drugs are “at the bottom” of school shootings, surely that’s not mutually exclusive with gun control, anyway. One might say that, irrespective of what’s “at the bottom” of school shootings, the guns are invariably “at the top.”
[Thanks, Michael K, for the TomKat pix.]