We Could Maybe Even Agree, If You Weren’t Such an Asshole

No wonder Mike Huckabee doesn’t like miniskirts—they’re totally thwarting his presidential aspirations!

Asked how he could break out of a pack of second-tier candidates, Huckabee complained about a lack of media attention.

“One of the frustrations is that there is more attention on Britney Spears getting out of a car without underwear than there is about who is going to be the next president,” he said.

Yeah, that’s a problem all right. But, on the other hand, part of the reason we have a nation obsessed with boobiez and verginaz is because your fucking party can’t stop talking about how dirty they are.

But, make no mistake, Mr. Covenant Marriage himself would have no problem exploiting those, uh, miniskirts if given half a chance:

What could he do to get in the media spotlight?

“Accompanying Paris Hilton to jail might work,” Huckabee said.

Hilarious. Truly. I find nothing more uproarious than men who want to legislate damn nearly every aspect of womanhood cracking wise about exploiting precisely the kind of woman he most professes to despise. [Via.]

Advertisements

7 Comments

Filed under 01_shakespeares_sister

7 responses to “We Could Maybe Even Agree, If You Weren’t Such an Asshole

  1. Huckabee’s consultants will soon advise him to start wearing miniskirts without underwear. Co-opt the paparazzi!

  2. Melissa McEwan

    Huckabee’s consultants will soon advise him to start wearing miniskirts without underwear.

    LOL! And what a vision he’ll be.

  3. Melissa McEwan

    Although they ought to be careful that Giuliani’s campaign doesn’t accuse them of stealing pages from their playbook.

  4. bernarda

    Huckabee has two problems going up against Britney, or even Paris for that matter. He is less interesting than Britney and he is not as bright as Brtiney.

  5. bernarda

    Sorry, I forgot to include this quote from Robert Ingersoll,

    “As long as woman regards the Bible as the charter of her rights, she will be the slave of man. The bible was not written by a woman. Within its leaves there is nothing but humiliation and shame for her.”

    ……….”The Liberty of Man, Woman and Child”, 1877″

    http://thewaronfaith.com/aq_ingersol.htm

  6. flaring

    I’m going to design a line of miniskirts and call them “Huckabee Skirts.”

  7. Ivory Bill Woodpecker

    I am SO glad this flaming bag of dog poop is no longer my governor.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s