Asked how he could break out of a pack of second-tier candidates, Huckabee complained about a lack of media attention.
“One of the frustrations is that there is more attention on Britney Spears getting out of a car without underwear than there is about who is going to be the next president,” he said.
Yeah, that’s a problem all right. But, on the other hand, part of the reason we have a nation obsessed with boobiez and verginaz is because your fucking party can’t stop talking about how dirty they are.
But, make no mistake, Mr. Covenant Marriage himself would have no problem exploiting those, uh, miniskirts if given half a chance:
What could he do to get in the media spotlight?
“Accompanying Paris Hilton to jail might work,” Huckabee said.
Hilarious. Truly. I find nothing more uproarious than men who want to legislate damn nearly every aspect of womanhood cracking wise about exploiting precisely the kind of woman he most professes to despise. [Via.]