Fun With Site Meter

The Top Five current search terms bringing people to Shakesville:

Congratulations to Paul the Spud (and his desire to start a band called “The Discernibly Turgid Penises!”) for bumping “cunt” from our Top Five for the first time in recent memory! Way to go!

(I bet you never thought you’d be congratulated for bumping cunt, eh, Spudsy?)

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14 responses to “Fun With Site Meter

  1. One of my top ones is “Enormous Dick Award.” It was on a post last summer!

  2. Although technically I guess the search term is “enormous dick.” I feel rather proud that such a term directs people to konagod.

  3. Mother will be so proud! I finally hit the cunt!

  4. Melissa McEwan

    Mother will be so proud! I finally hit the cunt!

    😆 !!!

  5. It’s not every day one can boast of such an accomplishment.

  6. Misty

    LOL!

    At least it’s not something with “strap-on” in it anymore!

  7. pidomon

    I’m going to start a band called “Bumping Cunt” Why has no one thought of this before? 🙂

  8. Okay I’m floored with laughter. I have the corner on panties, of course, along with big hits on “transvestite” and “Stephen Colbert”, no relation, you betcha.

  9. katecontinued

    This is one hilarious post. I am wanting to go back to the source. What idiot lawmaker / law started the whole turgidity of the penis biz? Must trackback.

  10. Mother will be so proud! I finally hit the cunt!

    Does fisting count? *glovesnap*

  11. amish451

    Oh gee thanks, just when I thought I had finally managed to erase the utter stupidity of “..discernibly turgid penises …” from my memory ……..and the compleate idiot lawmaker who is so worried about my turgidity …and scales and charts of non-compliant tugidity and enforcement officers and the pool from where they will be recruited ….will “dont ask …” be a norm there …?
    It is like that song I hate that gets stuck in my head ….stop, please stop …

  12. William K. Wolfrum

    They said “turgid”

    hehehehe.

    Seriously though, I know of some people who have won impressive awards due to good usage of the term “Turgid penis”. (FYI: No pics, but the text is R-rated)

    Just sayin.

    –WKW

  13. Susan

    Dictionary.com defines turgid as:

    1. Swollen, bloated, puffed up; as, “a turgid limb.”
    2. Swelling in style or language; bombastic, pompous; as, “a turgid style of speaking.”

    If a guy’s cock is swollen, bloated and/or puffed up, shouldn’t he call his doctor or a urologist?

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