Inspired by the anti-feminist, white liberal, and sexual assault bingo cards, and by the way my thread on fat kids played out, the awesome BStu has given us Fat Hate Bingo!
Larger version here.
Update: Version 2 here!
(cross-posted to Shapely Prose)
Filed under 09_kate_harding
I don’t know if I should laugh at the absurdity or cry at the fact that I hear this all the time.
I generally choose screaming. Right up the middle.
Ooooo, another bingo game! Where did I put that marker?
Although, my favorite is the Anti-Feminist Comics Bingo Card.
This rules SO hard.
Last night was TOTAL phat phun.
Somehow I can only focus on the typo that got through. hehe.
I’ve already gotten some great suggestions for FAT HATE BINGO 2 on my blog, so there will likely be a sequel. Though admittedly, its not nearly as a good as the Anti-Feminist Comics Bingo Card.
BStu, I’m a hardcore former proofreader, and I didn’t notice the typo until you told me to look for it. 🙂
Gimme a break
I’m sorry, Dan. Did you want a piece of a Kit Kat bar? I’m not sure I’ve had a proper Kit Kat bar in a couple years, but they can be tasty. I understand your problem. Do you have a near-by CVS or other drug store? They are often fully-stocked with Kit Kat bars at more attractive prices than 7-11. I’d strongly suggest trying there, as even if I had a Kit-Kat bar to break you off a piece of, its very difficult to transmit Kit Kat fingers over the internet. Your best bet is your local pharmacy. Good luck!
While I’m obsessing, Kate, should it be “is a fun game” or “are a fun game”? I’m now suspecting I made a typo AND a grammatical error at the same time. At least I ran spell-check, though
Nope BStu, I wasn’t trying to be a smartass. I lost my connection and didn’t get to finish my post. Pretty good shot across my bow though and no problem.
The rest of that was supposed to be Gimme a break…..with the “you don’t want to hear the truth” # 22. Like fat people dont’ know that they’re in a difficult situation. Doesn’t that sound Christiany?
BStu, it should be “is” –it’s modifying “repetition.”
For what it’s worth, I’d probably say “cliched” instead of “cliche,” too, but you could go either way on that.
LOL about the misunderstanding. I love that there was a defensive fatty here at the ready. (BStu, you know I say that with love. And your response to Dan’s first post was very amusing.)
Yeah, I would have done the same. I hope I would have been that creative in that short amount of time.
Now I want a Kit Kat?
BStu is totally on the Hershey’s payroll. I wasn’t supposed to say anything.
Believe it or not, I actually didn’t think you were necessarily being a smartass, but I had the jingle in my head after reading “gimmie a break” and felt the need to be a little absurdist. And if you were being a smartass, it’d work, too.
Uhhh…now you’ve put the song in my head. I should have left myself diconnected…evil BTsu
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The other day, as I was leaving the gym, I saw a woman wearing a tee shirt which read ‘Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.’
I caught her eye, read the slogan aloud and said cheerfully, ‘Honey, you have obviously never tasted my meat loaf.’
LOL! Whereas I have to wonder whether there would be a market for a parody shirt that reads ‘Nothing feels as good as thin beings taste.’
You must be a lesbian because you are so fat.
If only that were true!
‘Nothing feels as good as thin beings taste.’
Considering that I am right now doing that wild-eyed hiccup-looking thing that happens when you try not to laugh hysterically at work… I’d say there’s a market. I’d buy 20!
I fixed the typo on the original file, but I don’t think I can “replace” the file that I had first posted without screwing up links to it, but you can go to my blog and get the new URL for the fixed image if you like. Oh, and T-shirts. See, this is what happens when you encourage me.
BStu, thanks. I’ll fix it but have 18 other things going right this minute.
Just letting you know. I know its fixed somewhere, so I’m at peace now. Well, until I notice a typo in Fat Hate Bingo 2, that is.
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