Thou shalt have no other presidential candidates before me

<—-Rudy’s role model

That chorus of derisive laughter you heard was the response from both Left and Right Blogistan to Mayor 9/11’s attempt to invoke quasi-religiosity with his “Twelve Commitments.” I know they’re supposed to be charges that Rudy lays upon himself rather than others, but it so naturally – albeit clumsily – invokes an imperial Moses come down from the mountain that you find yourself looking around for stone tablets. Here’s hoping Giuliani didn’t drop any, ala Mel Brooks in History of the World, Part 1:

The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen… (his proclamation is interrupted by his dropping and shattering of one of three tablets) Oy!… Ten! Ten Commandments! For all to obey!

Comedy gold.

(Cross-posted.)

Advertisements

2 Comments

Filed under 02_waveflux

2 responses to “Thou shalt have no other presidential candidates before me

  1. O.K., if you force me to whore I will: The Xsociate did some photoshopping of a biblical nature re Rudy and his commitments.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s