Jonah Goldberg: Class Clown

Jonah Goldberg thinks that government should get out of the education business.

Here’s a good question for you: Why have public schools at all?

OK, cue the marching music. We need public schools because blah blah blah and yada yada yada. We could say blah is common culture and yada is the government’s interest in promoting the general welfare. Or that children are the future. And a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Because we can’t leave any child behind.

The problem with all these bromides is that they leave out the simple fact that one of the surest ways to leave a kid “behind” is to hand him over to the government. Americans want universal education, just as they want universally safe food. But nobody believes that the government should run 90% of the restaurants, farms and supermarkets. Why should it run 90% of the schools — particularly when it gets terrible results?

Full disclosure: I work for a public school system, so that gives me perspective that perhaps Mr. Goldberg — who doesn’t say whether or not he went to public school when he was a kid — doesn’t have.

I could write several long posts about why public education, while obviously not perfect, is preferable to privatizing it, the first of which is the expense. Miami-Dade County Public Schools is the fourth-largest school district in the country. The budget for one year averages $6 billion. Open your checkbook, Jonah. It’s your tab now. And here’s a little tidbit of news for Jonah: Thirteen Miami-Dade schools made the Newsweek list of Top High Schools in the nation. Beat that with a stick.

Mr. Goldberg also makes the fatuous comparison between the food industry and education, saying that the government isn’t in the business of running it just to guarantee safe food. Actually, education should be on the same level as the defense budget because without either of them, this country is as vulnerable to attack by stupidity and ignorance as it is by terrorists. And the results will be a lot longer lasting.

Now, would Mr. Goldberg like to see the defense of this country turned over to private contractors? Oh, wait…

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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8 responses to “Jonah Goldberg: Class Clown

  1. tas

    Why is such a talentless hack like Doughy Pantload even paid to write? That’s what I want to know.

  2. Here’s a good question for you

    actually, no, that’s not a good question. not at all.

  3. Well, see, the dumber the general population, the more readers Goldberg will have, and the more copies of his book he will sell if he ever actually publishes the damn thing.

  4. RayCeeYa

    “Well, see, the dumber the general population, the more readers Goldberg will have”

    If they can read at all.

  5. Silver Owl

    There’s a misspelling. It’s ass clown not class clown. lol

  6. Why? Because you obviously need them.

    Because my eighth grade writing students already write better than you do, you warmongering twit.

  7. Melissa McEwan

    The problem with all these bromides is that they leave out the simple fact that one of the surest ways to leave a kid “behind” is to hand him over to the government.

    Yeah…the government the way conservatives run it.

    Idiot.

  8. Arkades

    Here’s a good question for you: Why have public schools at all?

    I’m surprised the next sentence wasn’t a lament for the workhouses, a la Ebeneezer.

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Jonah Goldberg: Class Clown

Jonah Goldberg thinks that government should get out of the education business.

Here’s a good question for you: Why have public schools at all?

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8 Comments

Filed under 06_bobby

8 responses to “Jonah Goldberg: Class Clown

  1. tas

    Why is such a talentless hack like Doughy Pantload even paid to write? That’s what I want to know.

  2. Here’s a good question for you

    actually, no, that’s not a good question. not at all.

  3. Well, see, the dumber the general population, the more readers Goldberg will have, and the more copies of his book he will sell if he ever actually publishes the damn thing.

  4. RayCeeYa

    “Well, see, the dumber the general population, the more readers Goldberg will have”

    If they can read at all.

  5. Silver Owl

    There’s a misspelling. It’s ass clown not class clown. lol

  6. Why? Because you obviously need them.

    Because my eighth grade writing students already write better than you do, you warmongering twit.

  7. Melissa McEwan

    The problem with all these bromides is that they leave out the simple fact that one of the surest ways to leave a kid “behind” is to hand him over to the government.

    Yeah…the government the way conservatives run it.

    Idiot.

  8. Arkades

    Here’s a good question for you: Why have public schools at all?

    I’m surprised the next sentence wasn’t a lament for the workhouses, a la Ebeneezer.

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