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Gonzoles: What are we gonna do tonight?
Bush: Same thing we do every night, Pinky! Try to take over the world!
a pair of smiling pricks
Now, move together a little tighter…..good. Mr. Bush, please put your chin down a touch….good. Mr. Gonzoles, if you could please tilt your head to the right a just little bit more….that’s great. Now, would everyone who has wiped their ass with the United States Consitiution please give the camera a big smile…perfect! CLICK.
GWB: “Hey, Al, you know what muh favorite movie is?”
AG: “No, Chief, I don’t. What is it?”
GWB: “Deliverance. I ‘specially love that scene with Ned Beatty in the woods.”
AG: “Oh, really…?”
GWB: “It’s muh favorite. Y’know what, Al? You shore got a purty mouth.”
Not a caption, but has anyone else noticed that Bush’s teeth are looking very stained these days?
He almost looks like Emperor Palpatine.
His two front teeth look really bad.
Is he smoking a pipe? Drinking too much red wine? Eating buckets of blueberries?
He is in serious need of some white strips.
“See that Gonzo! Barney made a doody!”
Look! It’s the Torture Twins!!
This photo is taken from page 238 of the tenth grade civics textbook “America: a Return to Freedom” Published by Scholastic Press in 2020.
Caption states it is a picture of Detainee #18657 and Detainee #18658, United Nations Crimes Against Humanity Division, Special Housing Unit, Cellblock “A”, Guantanimo Bay Cuba.
Date of Photo: January 21, 2009.
That also comes from inhaling crystal meth.
Not that I know that from personal experience, but that is one side effect.
Gee… I guess the Executive office dental plan sucks like the rest of us.
Gonzo’s choppers, OTOH, sure are PEARLY white..
“stupid fuckers, we’re untouchable!”
I swear, Bush looks more and more like the devil.
This picture was taken moments before Junior realized that the woman in a short skirt that he and Fredo were watching exiting from a sports car was Jenna.
“Beads for BOOBs!!!” – Whereupon the two are pelted with fistfuls of glittery plastic necklaces.
“Now hoooooold on thar, Baba Looey! I’ll do the “thinnin'” around here, and doooon’t you forget it!”
Yeah, they’re smiling. I wish that Bush and Gonzales were both in jail cells right about now! 😡
“We’re golden, Alberto.”
U has a constitution?
We has a bukkit.
We puted it in bukkit and broked it.
Ohai we just downgraded ur democracy.
I don’t think he looks more diabolic, but he does seem to be looking more desperate.
Or is that just wishful thinking?
Hey Gonzo!!!, that Teflon Don guy don’t hold a candle to us …!
Just a good ol’ boys
Never meanin’ no harm…
Beats all you ever saw,
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born…
(boom chucka boom chucka boom chucka)
Makin’ their waaaaaaaaay
The only way they know how…
That’s just a little bit more
Than the law will allow.
Hey Fredo, you wanna bet I nail her tonight?
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