Robo-kidz ROOL!

I must say that of all cultures, I simply LOVE the Japanese. I don’t mean that in a condescending way. I’m serious. They come up with the most outrageous and hilarious TV shows and entertainment. Their horror films are top notch. They take sexual kink to an extreme (and almost frightening) level. Their technological innovation is unsurpassed. And of all of the seemingly oddball creations that spring from their country, none of it seems tongue in cheek (all too often, Americans seem to be trying too hard to be “campy” or “irreverent”). Their passion and enthusiasm seems genuine, which makes it all the more compelling.

I say this because this latest invention – a robotic toddler, or Child-Robot with Biomimetic Body (CB2) – is quintessentially Japense. Developed by researchers at Osaka University, it was designed to allow scholars to learn more about child development. It is supposed to mimic a one-to-three-year-old and can speak and learn to walk, among other things.

The hilarious thing about this robo-child is that it looks frightening as hell. Imagining it talk, wobble around (chasing after you like some reject from The Ring), and contort its hideous face gives me chills. But oddly enough, I want one. My partner will kill me for saying this, but this seems like the perfect compromise between having kids and not having kids. You can sort of get the experience of a kid, you don’t have to change its diapers (unless it contains robo-poop, I’m not sure), and you can turn it off when it starts annoying you.

Yep, I love the Japanese!


Filed under 06_mr_furious

8 responses to “Robo-kidz ROOL!

  1. Melissa McEwan

    The hilarious thing about this robo-child is that it looks frightening as hell.

    It so does! I saw a video of that thing the other day, and it is completely creepy. It was like the demonic offspring of Chucky and that kid from AI.

    Also, look at that picture. You know pedos are totally going to use that shit as a sex doll.

  2. Jesus, Liss, I was already creeped out and then you mentioned “sex doll.” I’m going to go hide under the covers now.

  3. JoshNC

    The “sex doll” comment is so wrong, Melissa, but you are probably right.

  4. Gavin

    If I may say so, this thing FREAKS ME THE HELL OUT.

  5. Doktor Wankenstein

    …you can turn it off when it starts annoying you.

    Or…. not.

    There’s a Stephen King novella in there somewhere.

  6. Stephen king? I’d rather see what Ray bradbury would do with it.

  7. Just saw this “thing” on the evening news here in Spain. And I agree with Mel, all the pervs will want one. Imagine spending all that time, energy and loads of dosh to invent something you can have infinitely more fun making yourself. Very weird these Japanese.

  8. DAMN! That just creepy! And I like most robots!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s