Steve at No More Mister Nice Blog (which you are reading regularly, yes?) has a great piece on Mike Fair, a senator recently hired by McCain “as a $7,000-a-month consultant to head the South Carolina chapter of his religious mobilization effort, Americans of Faith for McCain….”
I’m sure it will come as no surprise to you that Fair is completely obsessed with sex, especially of TEH GAY variety, and would basically like to staple everyone’s genitals closed. He’s also into “curing” gays, arresting gays, anti-evolution, and anti-choice, on a pretty shrill level. This loon is definitely one to keep an eye on.
In other news, I have the brain of a twelve-year-old, and I couldn’t stop laughing at this:
He is best known for the stacks of bills he has introduced that deal with sex. A recent bill called for jail time and fines for men caught in public with “discernibly turgid penises.” Fair has sponsored many bills that advocate treating homosexuality as a crime.
I so want to start a band called “The Discernibly Turgid Penises!”