Add this to the long list of brain dead, Bible-thumping morons Bush has appointed/recommended for important positions in his administration. His pick for surgeon general nominee? Dr. James Holsinger, former chancellor of the Chandler Medical Center at the University of Kentucky. The “doctor” is also a reverend with a degree in biblical studies from Asbury Theological Seminary. Hm, douchebags who mix science and religion for fun – where have we seen this before? Bush is drawn to these types like flies on shit and this is just the latest installment. Among Holsinger’s stellar accomplishments are establishing a program that, among other things, provides recovery for those seeking to “walk out of the homosexual lifestyle.” Groan. In 1991, he also authored a document (er, steaming pile of shit) detailing why a vagina is the perfect receptacle for a penis, while a rectum is basically a tunnel of death and anal eroticism leads to pain, lacerations, and AIDS. See more kooky details here. Oh, Dr. Feelgood, you smooth talker, I sure hope you get the job so you can educate the rest of the nation on your Kentucky-fried scientific knowledge. However, with such an anal fixation, methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cover your bum-bums, boys!