“Dude, that was like a Jedi moment.”
I love Hurley. But nevermind that. The two-hour season finale was last night, and there is a lot to talk about. Tart and I can’t possibly cover it all in our devilishly clever though, admittedly, vaguely psychotic fangrrlish emails…so it’s time for an open thread. Don’t head south if you haven’t seen in yet and don’t want spoilers, because spoilers are the name of the game below the fold…
The Best Jack Moment of All Time: “Because I love you.” It was so perfect and lovely, I couldn’t even mock him with any “What—no sanctimonious lecture?” snark.
The Return of Walt: I knew it! I was so sure Walt would return in this episode that I avoided reading the opening credits lest I ruin the surprise. The surprise I knew was coming. Wev—leave me alone.
The Flash Forward: I was fairly certain it was a flash forward…but my confidence was undermined when Jack was all, “See how drunk my daddy is!” But it was a flash forward! Did the island resurrect Christian?! Does that mean Tart can blow him?
And Speaking of Blowing Doodz: Um, Jack looks superhot with a crazybeard. Although…why would he stay clean-shaven on the not-deserted island in spite of the fact that he probably has to shave with a petrified boar turd, but then grow a very hot beard back in civilization? Tres flummoxity. Nonetheless, glad he did. Now if he could just get a little dirty like Sawyer, we might have something to talk about, other than his self-righteous hectoring that makes me yell at him to shut up all the time.
Kate is Still Teh Awesomest: That is all.
Charlie is Dead: Come on. Charlie can’t be dead. Not after he just got cool again. And, as an aside, can’t Claire be a little more worth dying for, even though Charlie totally can’t be dead? She doesn’t do anything except whine “Chahleeeee” and “the behbeeeee” until my eyes involuntarily weep. Charlie needs to not be dead, and to return to a Claire who is way more interesting.
Okay. Now you.