Yesterday, NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer and his wife Jeannine were flown to Crawford to meet with President Cowboy, who met them clad in an ensemble fit for a quick run to the local Dairy Queen for a tasty Buster Bar.
If Jeannine looks a little hesitant, perhaps it’s because
Hopalong Assidy came to collect them in a pick-up truck.
And knowing his reputation, she quite rightly figured she
was about to be unceremoniously dumped in the back.
She’s probably lucky it was an extended cab and
she didn’t have to ride in the actual truck bed.
“Hey, it’s all good! We’re gonna git us some barbeekew and clear some brush!”
This ends today’s Important Announcement. Carry on.