Important Announcement: Your President is an Asshole

Yesterday, NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer and his wife Jeannine were flown to Crawford to meet with President Cowboy, who met them clad in an ensemble fit for a quick run to the local Dairy Queen for a tasty Buster Bar.



If Jeannine looks a little hesitant, perhaps it’s because
Hopalong Assidy came to collect them in a pick-up truck.

And knowing his reputation, she quite rightly figured she
was about to be unceremoniously dumped in the back.

She’s probably lucky it was an extended cab and
she didn’t have to ride in the actual truck bed.

“Hey, it’s all good! We’re gonna git us some barbeekew and clear some brush!”

This ends today’s Important Announcement. Carry on.

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21 responses to “Important Announcement: Your President is an Asshole

  1. Gabe

    Whaddya want to bet some flunky had to put that dirt on the tires for the photo op. I mean, there’s no dirt on the truck around the wheel wells, it’s only on the tires.

  2. burnt toast

    AS ARE THE FUCKING COWARD DEMOCRATS!!!!!

  3. pidomon

    But the Buster Bars are sooooo good. If only we had DQ’S in Iraq all would be well

  4. Note that in the fourth picture, Bush isn’t wearing his seatbelt (in possible violation of Texas state law).

    It’s ironically National Seatbelt Week too- just barely a month after Governor Corzine (D-NJ) almost died in a crash where he wasn’t wearing his own seatbelt.

  5. You know what they say about guys who drive big huge pick-up trucks; they’re compensating for some shortcoming in another area…

  6. Funny, I just got out of the car from work and was saying the same thing to txrad. He was on NPR blathering about something as I turned off the engine. I silenced him.

  7. Jay in Oregon

    You know what they say about guys who drive big huge pick-up trucks; they’re compensating for some shortcoming in another area…

    You mean being a spoiled, egocentric asshole who only cares and what’s good for him and his pal, carrying on like he’s the only person in the world who matters, while giving a huge “fuck all y’all” to the rest of us?

    Or are you implying something about the size of his penis? 🙂

  8. Where are the brush photos? What is a trip to the ranch without brush photos? He has to work hard y’all and ordering the Mexicans after the photo-op is hard work.

    Whaddya want to bet some flunky had to put that dirt on the tires for the photo op.

    HA! The Faith-Based White House Liaison for all Dirt-Related Activities codename “Turd Blossom.”

    Princess Sparkle Pony has some great pics of Condi at the ranch.

  9. Jo

    Good heavens. I live in Texas, and we real Texans treat our visitors with respect. That means *at least* wearing starched jeans. Seriously.

    And we do not put guests in the middle of a cowfield with cactus all around unless they’re all dressed for it.

    What a posing, asinine turd.

  10. C. Diane

    Someone with more wit than I please caption the NATO SecGen in the truck photo. I’m thinking something wittier than “man, this guy’s an asshole.”

  11. jeff

    No man should wear a belt buckle larger than his head…it makes him look like an imbicle.

  12. jeff

    “Gotta busy skedul planned….Me n’ ‘the Hoopster’ r gonna go ride BIKES later, an’ then Laura’s gonna make us sum SMORES! Mah bikes got Baseball cards in the spokes….sounds like one’a them HARLEYS!”

  13. TheCunningRunt

    I’m so embarrassed.

  14. Or are you implying something about the size of his penis? 🙂

    Hey, Dick may be a little chubby, but so are a lot of other politicians!

  15. Oy vey.

    Still counting the days…

  16. Sheeit, that’s just the way we do these things in Texas! Don’t y’all know nothin’?

    It doesn’t detract from the overall assholishness of the man, but I’m imagining that the casual attire was arranged ahead of time. It’s just that the Dutch and Texans have different connotations of “casual.”

  17. I just like that his name is Jaap de Hoop and Bush is gonna hafta pronounce that with a straight face.

  18. Kate217

    I just like that his name is Jaap de Hoop and Bush is gonna hafta pronounce that with a straight face.

    As if! He can’t even pronounce English words; how the hell is he going to mangle Dutch? (“J” == “Y” and “oo” is long (as in “Das Boot”) and we don’t even really have an equivalent to “aa.”)

  19. Oh, he won’t pronounce it with a straight face. He’ll be an ass and make up a nickname.

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