Friday Cat Blogging

I catch Matilda making a completely weird face again:

Olivia wants in on the crazy tongue action:



Tils wonders why I never put up pictures of her looking nice and non-psycho.

Livs wonders how long it’s been since she had something to eat.

Five minutes, at least.

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30 responses to “Friday Cat Blogging

  1. I am officially *ded* from cute kitty faces.

  2. Angelos

    I could use some crazy tongue action.

    Um… BRB.

  3. Misty

    I love Matlida’s psycho pictures, LOL.

  4. I love Matlida’s psycho pictures

    Me, too. I can’t help posting them, because they’re just so funny!

  5. bernarda

    If I understood annaham correctly, I am in agreement. Time to go to Southeast Asia for a lunch of kittens.

    http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm

    Attention. You may find some pictures in the following report disturbing. “How to cook a cat”.

    http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html#cook

    Some people–if you can call them people–like Bush prefer them raw.

    http://losangeles.broowaha.com/image.php?id=100

    I won’t be surprised if my cynicism about cuddly animals gets sent to the ozone. It has happened before. But here we are all open-minded, aren’t we?

  6. I can see they’ve been permanently traumatized by the storm, falling tree and subsequent power outage.

  7. The “completely weird face” made me LOL!

  8. Love it! Tils has such attitude. Maisy gets that same “why don’t you just sod off and die, pond scum” look of pure contempt. It totally cracks me up.

    Whereas Marley is utterly goofy, just like that cat in the YouTube video–he loves to be roughed up. Whack, whack, whack on the haunches, and if you stop, he meows for more.

    Try whacking Maisy like that–even once–and you’ll pull back bleeding stumps!

  9. Tils has such attitude.

    Uh huh. She just spent the last five minutes whining like an abandoned baby while biting my feet, then, when that didn’t get my attention, she jumped up into her favorite position in the world–all 20lbs of her saucily smashed in between my back and the chair.

    She’s now purring away like a lawnmower, even though she’s giving me a hunchback, the demanding fuzzbucket.

  10. Jaclyn

    Mine are driving me crazy. Wednesday, Pandora got in my lap and nuzzled my face. Very cute. She likes to lick noses, so I didn’t think anything was strange … but then she BIT my nose instead! ACK!

    Last night Morris got up on a table and chewed through an unopened bag of prescription cat food and ate at least a quarter cup. For the life of me I don’t know how he knew there was food in there: the prescription food comes in those thick plastic bags, and it was sealed! This would be why we had to put the fatass on a diet.

    Pepper is as psycho and stand-offish as Matilda looks, but we’re used to that. And Zack is wonderful, except for the vomit bombs he drops off the washer. (Poor thing. It’s not his fault that he has IBS. But could he stay on the ground?!) Combined, they’re driving me insane.

  11. PortlyDyke

    I would post some of the wacky photos I’ve taken of Kitty, but she would decimate me.

  12. puellasolis

    Last night Morris got up on a table and chewed through an unopened bag of prescription cat food and ate at least a quarter cup. For the life of me I don’t know how he knew there was food in there: the prescription food comes in those thick plastic bags, and it was sealed! This would be why we had to put the fatass on a diet.

    Orbit steals things in plastic bags, especially zip-top ones. He drags them off to his lair underneath the futon and tears them open, hoping to find something good to eat inside. He’s pretty sneaky about it, too. Tries different approaches, waits until we’re distracted, etc.

  13. PortlyDyke

    Orbit steals things in plastic bags, especially zip-top ones

    The “evil white girls” (twins from the same litter) were mad for cake donuts. If they were in the house, they found them.

    They learned to open cabinets, doors, and tore through the triple plastic zip-locks we finally placed them in.

    I never could figure that one out. Maybe they were trying to save us from all that trans-fat.

  14. I just got my pussy post up. Now Liss, I know damn well I’ve seen that photo of Matilda before — in fact I’m quite sure I have it saved on my hard drive — so don’t pretend it’s a new one! Or, is it possible Matilda just makes the same silly faces constantly!! God I so want to bury my face in that girl. I’m comin’ to Chicagoland someday and you know what’s on MY agenda.

  15. SAP, are you drunk?

  16. SAP

    At least, I won’t until the Virtual Pub opens. (*hint, hint*)

  17. Ahem, is there a Virtual Bar, or are we all standing outside like ostracized smokers?

    I have some music on my blog if anyone is looking for a place to kill some time.

  18. SAP

    I think we’re the only ones left here. Must be something going on somewhere else.

  19. Well, I’m a junkie and I need my fuckin’ fix.

  20. Hey! I wanna be an ostrich-eyed smoker!

  21. Angelos

    OPEN BAR!!!!!!

  22. Perhaps the QCoFM is without power again?

  23. Hey Liss, did you lose power again or are you just sitting around on your fat ass too lazy to put up the Pub? Here, I’ll help out.

    The pub is OPEN! Lazy fat ass bitchez drink free.

  24. LOL!!! SAP–those pictures are too funny!

    Hey Liss, did you lose power again or are you just sitting around on your fat ass too lazy to put up the Pub?

    LM(F)AO!!! I had to collect Mr. Shakes from the train station and we stopped for sustinence on the way home, thank you very much!

    Anyway–the pub is now open!

  25. It’s like a virtual pub embedded in a pussy post.

  26. Do you people know who has a birthday tomorrow?
    Pete Townshend AND Grace Jones. You know it’s going to be a jolly day at the Kona Ranch.

  27. who. who? Who are YOU?

  28. I still maintain that this place had it goin on.

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