A Waste of a Good Cock

Michael Savage is just dancing on the razor’s edge of looneyville; ready to topple over any second into a new career as straightjacket model. Fresh off his yowling rant calling trans people “psychopaths,” and referring to them as circus freaks in reference to a news story about a murdered transgender woman, he’s done it again in another abhorrent attack. See, not only are trans people psychotic, they’re also never going to be happy, they’re all prostitutes, and (get this) they’re the cause of the Columbine massacre.

No, really.

SAVAGE: The wages of sin are death. You’re gonna cut off your willy, you’re gonna walk around in women’s clothes, you’re gonna hook — you’re gonna wind up dead under a freeway, Johnson. It’s not gonna be an HBO special about your travails, and how surgery made you a happy woman.

I never understand these people. Guy is 55 years old, he had three children, he discovers there was a woman within, and he goes — shots and hormones, three years of hormones, and live like a woman. And then you gotta dress like a woman for two years. And then they go to a psychopathic, sadistic doctor who does the thing for them. No more in Denmark — I mean, the capital of it is somewhere in Colorado, of course, near Columbine. You wonder why the kids shoot each other there with black raincoats. *

But wait, there’s more! Savage then goes on to spout:

And apparently it costs more to put a willy on than it does to take a willy off. I’ve always said if a city’s gonna pay for this kind of insane self-mutilation, the least they could do is put a willy on ice. I mean, if they’re taking a perfectly good willy off a guy, why throw it in the garbage? Put it on ice, save it for the next time one of these psycho women in the city wants to be willied, I mean wants to be a John when she’s a Jane. Because it costs like 40 grand to put one on and 20 grand to take one off. I would say you can do a mean price of 30 grand if they could start saving the willies from these psychos. *

You got all that? Apparently, the thing that’s upsetting Savage the most about trans people (well, MTF, anyway) is that they’re a waste of a good cock. Leaving aside his complete ignorance as to how sexual reassignment is done in the first place, this is just goofy. I mean, could Savage feel any more castration anxiety? Is it possible that one man’s sexuality can be this threatened by people that have nothing whatsoever to do with him?

But that’s a separate story. I’m into cost saving at all costs.

Great. How about saving your breath?

* Emphasis by Media Matters, which I round appropriate and used. Thanks to Shakes for the perfect image; one of these days I really need to learn Photoshop.

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One response to “A Waste of a Good Cock

  1. Soul

    Save the Willies!!!

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