John McCain has a surefire way to resuscitate his campaign: pretend it doesn’t exist! Today, he snapped, “I’m not going to talk about my campaign anymore. I’m finished with talking about it. I’ve talked about it for two weeks. I will not discuss it or any aspect of it. Thank you.”
Brilliant! This will let him pretend that he’s not running a campaign that’s circling the drain, but that the presidency is in his grasp! The only problem, as I see it, is that this could hurt his ability to campaign for president, what with his not being able to talk about campaigning and all.
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July 18, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Yep. He’s buzzard meat.
July 18, 2007 at 1:56 pm
The only problem, as I see it, is that this could hurt his ability to campaign for president, what with his not being able to talk about campaigning and all.
LOL! That’s literally almost word for word the exact same thought I had when I read his latest outburst of idiocy.
July 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm
That.
Is.
Awesome.
Where’s that Nelson Munz laugh when you need it?
July 18, 2007 at 2:49 pm
If he’d only done that six months ago, he’d be the front-runner still. Well, provided he also didn’t do any campaigning.
And then there’s that surge thingy.
July 18, 2007 at 3:05 pm
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July 18, 2007 at 3:11 pm
a campaign that’s circling the drain
Perfectly phrased!
July 19, 2007 at 9:48 am
If he’d only done that six months ago, he’d be the front-runner still. Well, provided he also didn’t do any campaigning.
Indeed. A great number of the McCain Campaign’s worst wounds have been self-inflicted.