No wonder Mike Huckabee doesn’t like miniskirts—they’re totally thwarting his presidential aspirations!
Asked how he could break out of a pack of second-tier candidates, Huckabee complained about a lack of media attention.
“One of the frustrations is that there is more attention on Britney Spears getting out of a car without underwear than there is about who is going to be the next president,” he said.
Yeah, that’s a problem all right. But, on the other hand, part of the reason we have a nation obsessed with boobiez and verginaz is because your fucking party can’t stop talking about how dirty they are.
But, make no mistake, Mr. Covenant Marriage himself would have no problem exploiting those, uh, miniskirts if given half a chance:
What could he do to get in the media spotlight?
“Accompanying Paris Hilton to jail might work,” Huckabee said.
Hilarious. Truly. I find nothing more uproarious than men who want to legislate damn nearly every aspect of womanhood cracking wise about exploiting precisely the kind of woman he most professes to despise. [Via.]
7 Comments
June 14, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Huckabee’s consultants will soon advise him to start wearing miniskirts without underwear. Co-opt the paparazzi!
June 14, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Huckabee’s consultants will soon advise him to start wearing miniskirts without underwear.
LOL! And what a vision he’ll be.
June 14, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Although they ought to be careful that Giuliani’s campaign doesn’t accuse them of stealing pages from their playbook.
June 14, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Huckabee has two problems going up against Britney, or even Paris for that matter. He is less interesting than Britney and he is not as bright as Brtiney.
June 14, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Sorry, I forgot to include this quote from Robert Ingersoll,
“As long as woman regards the Bible as the charter of her rights, she will be the slave of man. The bible was not written by a woman. Within its leaves there is nothing but humiliation and shame for her.”
……….”The Liberty of Man, Woman and Child”, 1877″
http://thewaronfaith.com/aq_ingersol.htm
June 14, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I’m going to design a line of miniskirts and call them “Huckabee Skirts.”
June 14, 2007 at 10:10 pm
I am SO glad this flaming bag of dog poop is no longer my governor.