Axe and Taxes

I just got out of the shower only to realize that I was out of deodorant and had forgotten to buy more yesterday.

So I used Mr. Shakes’, which is Axe brand. *grumble*

I shall now go to the post office to mail our taxes, and, if there is truth in their advertising, will be mauled by a horde of horny women.

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29 responses to “Axe and Taxes

  1. Angelos

    Definitely bring your camera. That’s hott.

  2. Does that stuff come in six-packs?

  3. Erin M

    Vaya con Dios, Shakes! Let us know if you get back safe!

  4. SAP

    Watch out when passing the high school, Sis.

  5. TheCunningRunt

    Zo… ver kan I get dis Hax???

  6. Axe … the offensive deodorant.

  7. I was either really excited about the video or there was an error when I posted. You decide

  8. I heard and still remember a Johnny Carson monologue way back in the 70s when he said deodorant was unnecessary if you showered every day.

    Yeah, like HE didn’t use deodorant. Right.

  9. Frenchdoc

    So, how’d it go??

  10. Frenchdoc

    Sorry about double-posting… I got an error message every time.

  11. I wish to announce that, were I to encounter Shakespeare’s Sister at the post office, I would be delighted to… er… pay flattering attention to her just for her mind, not on account of any damn deodorant.

  12. I hope you have realized that his use of Axe gives you license to maul him in any setting whatsoever.

  13. Have you seen that long commercial for Axe that runs on late night cable? It is over two minutes long and features a shirtless guy in a turban selling a book about “extra sexual perception.”

    It is about the cheesiest thing I’ve ever seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihi_cbGmYI

  14. SAP

    You know, this explains why I haven’t heard from Mr. Shakes in a while. He’s busy fighting over the ravenous cheerleader hordes!

  15. Good grief, Axe has got to be the worst shit in the world. At first spray, it’s not that bad … but after lingering on ya for about an hour, it leaves an after-reek that reminds me of standing in a small utility closet with about a dozen pipe smokers. I’d rather use gear oil for deodorant (for those that don’t know, gear oil has a sulfuric rotten eggs stench to it).

    Currently, I use either Right Guard or Degree deodorant and substitute an alpha hydroxy cream for cologne. People have to be pretty up close and personal to catch a whiff of it — they certainly won’t smell me from a city block away.

  16. choey

    You’d think Mr. Shakes would have more sense. My 14 yr. old daughter informs me that all the boys in her class use Axe, mostly because of the ads. All the girls, including elder daughter, think Axe stinks and think the commercials are funny, but very innacurate.

  17. At first spray

    It wasn’t the spray. It was a stick.

    Maybe that’s why I wasn’t molested! I need the spray!

  18. I hate to point this out, but it doesn’t work.

    *pout*

    Bloody advertisers …
    ;)

  19. "Fair and Balanced" Dave

    I hate to point this out, but it doesn’t work.

    pout

    Bloody advertisers …

    Sarah, IMO, you’re someone who truly deserves to be the center of attention of a horde of horny women. Here’s hoping it happens soon.

  20. You’d think Mr. Shakes would have more sense.

    What Mr. Shakes has is no concern whatsoever for whatever deodorant he grabs off the shelf.

  21. Sarah, IMO, you’re someone who truly deserves to be the center of attention of a horde of horny women. Here’s hoping it happens soon.

    lol, thanks Dave, but I’d seriously go for just one …. mind you, not that I wouldturn down such a mob :)

    Ah, who I am kidding, I’d probably end up like a deer in headlights …

    What Mr. Shakes has is no concern whatsoever for whatever deodorant he grabs off the shelf.

    Okay, I am seriously never going to get that … I spend ages in the store, smelling deodorants, reading ingredients, seeing how the thing feels in my hand … I figure I am going to be committed to that deodorant for a while, so I am going to consider it …

  22. Jaclyn

    My husband likes the spray. Must be something about guys from the U.K. ;)

  23. I just lost a lot of respect for Mr. Shakes. Eep!

  24. Arkades

    I think that Axe reeks of Trying Too Hard.

    Fragrance and commercials alike.

    Just sayin’.

  25. "Fair and Balanced" Dave

    What Mr. Shakes has is no concern whatsoever for whatever deodorant he grabs off the shelf.

    I wish I had that problem. I only use unscented deodorant because my wife is extremely sensitive to the various scents used in toiletries.

  26. I just lost a lot of respect for Mr. Shakes. Eep!

    It’s not like he buys it specifically because it’s Axe. Yeesh. He just grabs something off the store shelf. I don’t think he’s had the same brand twice.

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